PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Parker Gloves (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Defying Gravity (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gloves comes to the cage accompanied by Drop the Bombshell - Powerman 5000. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Gloves
vs
Gravity

170 cm
23
168 lbs
4 - 1 - 1

173 cm
23
170 lbs
7 - 7 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

BioPharm Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 1, fighting out of New York, Parker Gloves!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Defying Gravity!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Jonathan Paton and John Roberts.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gloves shoots in for a takedown but Gravity shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Gravity throws a head kick that misses.
Gravity fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Gloves is out of range.
Gravity uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Gloves.
Gravity moves away from the strike by Gloves.
Gloves digs a good body shot into Gravity's ribs.
Gloves misses with a straight right.
Gloves has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Gravity finds it's way round the side to connect with Gloves's head.
Gravity bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Gravity takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Gravity keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Gravity thows a body shot but no joy.
Gloves lands with a good body shot.
Gloves takes a swing at Gravity's ribcage but misses.
Gravity on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Gravity misses with a low kick.
Gravity walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Gloves checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Gravity throws a head kick that misses.
Gravity tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gravity throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Gravity gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Gloves connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Gloves shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Gravity defends it nicely.
Gravity avoids the body shot from Gloves.
Gloves moves out of range of the body kick.
Gloves takes a swing at Gravity's ribcage but misses.
Gravity keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Gravity pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Gravity moves away from the strike by Gloves.
Gloves moves out of range of the strikes.
Gloves throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Gloves is looking to wear down Gravity with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Gloves lands with a nice body punch.
Gravity throws a head kick but Gloves moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gloves changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Gravity throws a head kick but Gloves moves out of range.
Gloves has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Gravity.
Gloves connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Gravity momentarily.
Gloves throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Gloves jabs Gravity to the body, keeping him at a distance.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gravity doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Gravity misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Gravity looks gassed!
Gloves throws a body punch but Gravity moves out of range.
Gravity steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Gloves.
A looping hook to the body misses from Gloves. Gravity does a little dance to reset his feet.
Gloves scores with a hook to the body. Gravity takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Gravity thows a body shot but no joy.
Gloves throws a shot from downtown. Gravity moves away and avoids it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Gloves. Gravity does a little dance to reset his feet.
Gloves smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gloves misses the shot to the body.
A shot to the body from Gloves misses
and Gravity counters with a good low kick that Gloves was not able to check.
Gravity tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Gloves scores with a jab to the body.
Gloves pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Gloves looks to score with a jab to the body but Gravity is just out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Gloves. Gravity does a little dance to reset his feet.
Gravity keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Parker Gloves. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Gravity throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Gloves connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Gravity motions for Gloves to come forward. Gravity throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Gravity misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Gravity misses with a leg kick
and Gloves counters with a left to the body.
Gravity misses with a body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gloves jabs Gravity right on the nose. Gravity blinks but takes it well.
Defying Gravity is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Gravity is looking to land body kicks.
Nice cross by Gloves.
Gravity misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Gloves swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Gravity makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Gloves displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Gravity throws out the jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gravity takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
A bone on bone clash there as Gloves blocks the leg kick.
Gloves has a takedown stuffed.
Gloves throws a left and a right that both miss
and Gravity counters with a nice body kick.
Gloves scores with a jab.
Gravity is looking to chop away at Gloves's legs.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Gloves ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Gravity moves away.

Gloves shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Gravity is trying to defend but Gloves finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Gloves stalling.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Parker Gloves dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

A telegraphed takedown attempt from Gloves is defended easily by Gravity.
Gravity throws a one two combo.
Gravity keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Gloves tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Gravity was well out of range. Poor timing from Gloves.
Gloves takes a kick to the side of the head.
Gloves swings for the body but Gravity moves out of range.
Gloves moves out of range of the leg kick from Gravity.
Parker Gloves is winning the standup battle so far.
Gravity keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Gravity with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Gravity misses with a head kick.
A big left from Gloves misses.
Gloves bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Gravity's head backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gravity throws a front kick aimed at Gloves's knee but Gloves avoids it well.
Gloves moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Gloves just misses with a punch to the body.
Gloves digs a good hook to Gravity's body.
Gloves avoids the body shot from Gravity.
Gloves with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Gloves throws a body punch but Gravity moves out of range.
Gloves scores with a body shot.
Gravity tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Gloves paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Gloves throws out a loose jab but Gravity uses good head movement to avoid it.
Gloves blocks the body kick.
Gravity uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Gloves.
Gloves throws a shot to the body.
A head kick misses from Gravity.
Gravity is breathing heavily.
Gloves swings for the body but Gravity moves out of range.
Gloves throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gloves dives in and grabs Gravity's left leg, looking for a takedown. Gravity pushes down on Gloves's head and hops out.
Gravity throws a head kick but Gloves moves out of range.
Gravity is looking to score with low kicks.
Nice jab there from Gloves.
Gloves swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Gravity moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Gloves throws a body punch but Gravity moves out of range.
Gravity gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Gloves takes a swing at Gravity's ribcage but misses.
Gloves ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Gravity moves away.
Gloves misses with a hook to the body
and Gravity counters with a body kick that stops Gloves in his tracks momentarily.
Gravity scores with a leg kick.
Gloves lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Gravity pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Gloves back to the cage. Gravity follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gravity tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Gravity misses with a looping right.
Gravity takes one to the side of the head.
Parker Gloves seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gloves keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Gloves keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Gloves throws a combination. Gravity tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Gloves misses with a body shot.
Gloves swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Gloves digs a good body shot into Gravity's ribs.
Gravity throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Gloves just misses with a punch to the body.
Gloves's jab looks to have found its range, popping Gravity under the eye.
Gloves scores with a jab to the body.
Gloves tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Gravity was well out of range. Poor timing from Gloves.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gloves swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Gravity counters with a nice uppercut.
Gloves thows a body shot but no joy.
Gloves swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Gloves misses with a jab, cross combination.
Gloves defending well as Gravity loads up on a big left hand.
Gloves looks to land a left hand but Gravity moved out of range nicely.
Gravity wants to slow Gloves down by chopping away at his legs.
Gloves shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Parker Gloves. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Gloves lands a jab to Gravity's midsection.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gloves swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Gravity looks for the body kick but Gloves saw that one coming.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Gravity feints a jab promting Gloves to slip. Gravity then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Gloves slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Gravity slips under a jab.
Gravity throws a series of punches but Gloves avoids them all with ease.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Defying Gravity will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Gloves's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Gloves misses with a looping right.
Gloves throws an overhand right that lands on Gravity's shoulder, as Gravity tries to avoid the shot.
Gloves swings widly with a right hand
and Gravity counters with a nice low kick that buckles Gloves's knee momentarily.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Gloves, as that shot connected.
Gloves thuds his right hand into Gravity's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Gravity takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Gloves lands with a cross.
A head kick misses from Gravity.
Gravity throws the left hand but Gloves avoids the punch easily.
Gravity on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Gloves lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Gravity fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Gloves checks it well.
Gravity has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Gloves fails with the takedown.
Gravity loads up on a big right hand but Gloves slips the punch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Danga de danga de dang - Gloves scores with a four punch combination!
Gravity is looking to land body kicks.
A combination from Gloves does no damage.
Gravity tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Gloves's corner calls for a 1-2. Gloves obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Gravity misses with a low kick.
Gloves works over Gravity's head and body with a nice combination.
Gloves cracks Gravity with an open hand slap.
Gloves closes this distance looking for a takedown but Gravity circles away.
A big left from Gravity misses.
Gloves fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Parker Gloves. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Gravity throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Gloves shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Gravity pinned against the cage. Gravity gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Gravity lands a head kick!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Good standup being displayed there by Gravity as he connects with a hook.
Gloves misses with a two punch combination.
Gloves misses with an uppercut.
Gloves shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Gravity defends it nicely.
Gloves lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Gravity circles away quickly and effectively.
Nice straight punches there by Gravity. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Gravity.
Gravity defending well as Gloves loads up on a big left hand.
Gravity throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Gravity slips under a jab from Gloves.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gravity tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Gravity throws a head kick that misses.
Gravity looks to land a body kick but Gloves moved away.
Gloves connects with a nice looking jab.
Gravity scores with a jab to the jaw.
Sloppy strikes from Gloves. Those never looked like landing.
Gravity uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Gloves.
Gloves checks a leg kick.
Gravity lands with a straight right. Gloves didn't see that one coming.
Gravity uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Gloves.
Gloves changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Gloves paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Gravity connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Gravity throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Gloves lands a body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gloves goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Gravity slips a jab from Gloves.
Gravity takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Gravity tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Gloves lands a nice shot to the body.
Gravity wants to slow Gloves down by chopping away at his legs.
Gravity on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gravity takes one to the chin there.
Gloves defending well as Gravity loads up on a big left hand.
Gloves looks to throw the jab but Gravity is out of range.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Gloves slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Gloves scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Gravity doesn't seem bothered though.
Gravity avoids the body shot from Gloves.
Gravity avoids the body shot from Gloves.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Parker Gloves.
Well Gloves has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 29:28
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 29:28
Judge John Roberts scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Parker Gloves!
Parker Gloves decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.