PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Doug Lowbrow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Richard Nixon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lowbrow's entrance music is The Chicken Dance. A fine choice. Richard Nixon struggled to make weight for this fight. He only made it down to 146.2lbs at the first attempt and had to take the additional two hours to make the official bout weight. Let's see how much it's taken out of him. Richard Nixon will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Lowbrow
vs
Nixon

180 cm
23
155 lbs
3 - 4 - 0

225 cm
28
151 lbs
4 - 8 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Doug Lowbrow!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Richard Nixon!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Reed Andrews and Anthony Taglia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Nixon has managed to clinch.
Nixon looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!

Lowbrow has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Nixon uses from the top position.
Lowbrow manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Lowbrow working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Lowbrow controlling from mount.

Nixon is flailing around, obviously not happy about being mounted. Lowbrow locks hold of one of his arms and spins for an armbar. He's got it! Nixon is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Doug Lowbrow!