PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bart Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Friedrich Nietzsche (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nietzsche is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Heartbeats. Bart Simpson could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Friedrich Nietzsche's chin.

Simpson
vs
Nietzsche

188 cm
27
195 lbs
15 - 9 - 1

190 cm
23
195 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Dangerous knees
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Rōnin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Bart Simpson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Friedrich Nietzsche!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Yves DeLean and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nietzsche wants to land a leg kick but Simpson is out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Simpson looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Nietzsche connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Simpson checks the leg kick.
Simpson fails with an attempt to clinch.
Simpson stuffs the takedown attempt from Nietzsche. Nietzsche gets slowly back to his feet.
Simpson is looking to clinch.
Simpson tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Simpson moves in looking to clinch but Nietzsche pushes him off.
Simpson tries to clinch but Nietzsche moves out of range.
Nietzsche avoids the head kick by Simpson.
Simpson keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.

Simpson takes the fight into the clinch.
Simpson has Nietzsche pressed against the cage.

Nietzsche gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Nietzsche throws a strike but Simpson rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Simpson got a little sloppy there for a moment and Nietzsche has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Simpson has managed to get both his arms back between Nietzsche's legs - danger averted.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson trying to control but Nietzsche is working from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Nietzsche is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

Nietzsche is looking for a triangle but Simpson pushes his legs off easily.
Simpson is looking to stand up but Nietzsche won't let him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Nietzsche is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Simpson has his hands clasped together but Nietzsche extends an breaks Simpson's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Nietzsche.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Friedrich Nietzsche!
Friedrich Nietzsche really struggled to get his t-shirt was on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Rōnin logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.