PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Steve Rogers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Noah Cd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rogers comes to the cage accompanied by American Badass by Kid Rock. On his way into the cage it seems that Steve Rogers has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Steve Rogers seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Rogers
vs
Cd

189 cm
28
213 lbs
16 - 5 - 0

192 cm
32
220 lbs
25 - 14 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Crippler's Corner

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Steve Rogers!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Noah Cd!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, George Francis and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cd takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Cd avoids the body shot from Rogers.
Cd takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Cd lands with a nice body punch.
Cd moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Cd tries to land a leg kick but Rogers saw it coming and moves away.
Cd checks a low kick from Rogers.
Rogers scores with a crisp jab that stopped Cd in his tracks.
Cd looks to score with a jab to the body but Rogers is just out of range.
Cd lands with a kick to the temple. Rogers shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rogers takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Rogers connects with a body shot that sends Cd's belly button to the back.
Rogers tries to score with a low kick but Cd moves his leg out of the way.
Rogers shoots in but no luck this time.
Rogers catches Cd with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cd throws a body kick the misses
and Rogers counters with a thumping low kick.
Cd misses with a low kick.
Rogers does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
A decent looking cross lands there for Rogers.
Cd looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Rogers lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Cd has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Cd and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Rogers ducks right into an uppercut from Cd.
Cd throws a leg kick which misses Rogers's front leg but catches the back leg as Rogers tries to avoid it.
Rogers wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Cd goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Rogers connects with a good right hand that stumbles Cd. Cd circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Rogers takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cd is looking to slow Rogers down with leg kicks.
Cd throws a head kick that Rogers semi-blocks.
Rogers throws a head kick that misses
and Cd counters with a nice body kick.
Rogers misses with a takedown attempt - Cd sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Cd lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Rogers shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Cd as he avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Steve Rogers. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Rogers shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Rogers throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Rogers lands a head kick!
Rogers moves out of range of the leg kick from Cd.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cd connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Cd swats away the attempt to clinch by Rogers.
A good leg kick by Cd.
Cd throws a leg kick which misses Rogers's front leg but catches the back leg as Rogers tries to avoid it.
Cd takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Rogers scores with a jab to the jaw.
Cd throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Cd will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Rogers throws a head kick but Cd moves out of range.
Cd misses with a body kick.
Rogers throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cd tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Noah Cd is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Rogers.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rogers swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Cd explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.

Rogers shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Rogers was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Cd keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Rogers working Cd over with strikes here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Rogers with shots to the head and body - Cd looks very uncomfortable down there.

Rogers goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Cd turns into him and now he's in Rogers's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Steve Rogers dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Cd works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Rogers shoots for a double leg takedown but Cd sprawls well. He's pushed Rogers's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Cd is looking to slow Rogers down with leg kicks.
Cd misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Rogers with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Cd throws a push kick but Rogers slaps the foot to one side.
Rogers throws a front kick aimed at Cd's knee but Cd avoids it well.
Good leg kick by Rogers there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Rogers throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cd throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rogers shoots in but no luck this time.
Rogers scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Cd keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Rogers swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Cd swings and misses with a hook to the body.

Rogers shoots in and bounces Cd off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Cd is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Cd keeping moving, preventing Rogers from controlling successfully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rogers tries to free his leg and advance position but Cd is retaining full guard.
Rogers trying to control but Cd is working from the bottom.
Rogers throws a big right hand that misses.
Rogers engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Steve Rogers.
Rogers checks a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cd throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Cd misses with a low kick.
Rogers lands a nice leg kick that just misses Cd's sensitive parts.
Cd getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
A solid leg kick lands there for Rogers.
Cd is breathing heavily.
Cd wants to land a leg kick but Rogers is out of range.
Nice straight punches there by Rogers. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Rogers.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cd chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Rogers lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Cd at a distance.
A bone on bone clash there as Cd blocks the leg kick.
Cd throws a head kick that misses.
Rogers tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cd was well out of range. Poor timing from Rogers.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cd takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Rogers scores with a head kick. Cd tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.

Cd is rocked!
Rogers drops Cd with a big left hand! Cd is injured, injured bad! Rogers jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:16 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Steve Rogers!
After the big win, Steve Rogers made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Supersize Me and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.