PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Hanz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Hastings (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Titties
vs
Hastings

180 cm
30
158 lbs
14 - 6 - 0

178 cm
21
157 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Decent wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Hanz Titties!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, John Hastings!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Taro Takaoka and Yuuki Gou.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hastings uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Titties.
Hastings chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Titties can pounce on him.
Titties tries a head kick but it misses.
Hastings tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hastings moves out of range of the strikes.
Titties does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Titties lands with a good body shot.
Titties tries a head kick but it misses.
Titties lands a nice looking body kick.
Nice body punch from Titties.
A cross from Titties lands.
Hastings takes a kick to the side of the head.
Hanz Titties seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hastings has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Titties.
Titties loads up on a big right hand but Hastings slips the punch.
Hastings tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Donk. Titties catches Hastings right on the button with a cross.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A low kick from Hastings is predictable there
and Titties connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Hastings lands with a right hand.
Hastings swings for the body but Titties moves out of range.
Titties lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
A jab from Titties misses.
Hastings steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Titties.
Hastings jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Hastings throws a push kick but Titties slaps the foot to one side.
Hastings lands a nice looking body shot.
Hastings swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Titties takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Hastings walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hastings misses the shot to the body.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Titties, right into the meat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hastings staying out of range there.
Hastings throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Hastings thuds his right hand into Titties's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Hastings moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Titties lands with a cross.
Hastings takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

Hastings is rocked!
Titties misses with an uppercut.
Hastings is still on wobbly legs! Can Titties finish him?
Hastings blocks a head kick by Titties.
Hastings throws a jab but it's blocked by Titties.
Hastings lands the left hand.
Hastings seems to have recovered his senses.
Titties misses with a body kick.
Hastings displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Titties throws out the jab.
Titties avoids the head kick by Hastings.
Titties lands a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hastings throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

A jab-cross combination lands for Titties and sends Hastings crashing to the mat! Titties follows him down to the mat - Hastings regains half guard but he's not out of trouble yet!
Hastings wants to control but Titties is keeping busy.
Hastings wants to improve his position but Titties is controlling well.
Titties throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Titties slows the pace down in half guard.
Hastings really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Titties. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Titties throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Hastings can do anything to dispel that myth.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Titties prevents Hastings from standing back up.
Titties missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Hastings wants to control but Titties is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Titties sitting and controlling from the half guard.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Titties throws a looping overhand right but Hastings ducks down to avoid it.
Titties is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Titties thows a body shot but no joy.
Hastings connects with a high kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hastings keeps Titties at a distance using the push kick.
Hastings needs to keep his hands up - Titties had a free shot at his head there.
Titties misses with a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hanz Titties dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Titties blocks a head kick by Hastings.
Hastings throws a leg kick that is checked
and Titties counters with a solid body kick.
Titties throws an overhand right that lands on Hastings's shoulder, as Hastings tries to avoid the shot.
Hanz Titties is winning the standup battle so far.
Hastings lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Hastings pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A big right from Hastings misses.
Titties tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Titties thows a body kick. Hastings tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Hastings misses the shot to the body.
Hastings just misses with a punch to the body.
Hastings throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hastings is breathing heavily.
Titties cracks Hastings with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Titties connects with a single shot there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hastings thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Titties if he has to take too many more of those.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hastings misses with an uppercut. Titties saw that one coming.
Titties lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hastings circles away quickly and effectively.
Titties connects with a jab.
Titties fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Titties lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Hastings throws a leg kick
enabling Titties to counter with a crisp jab.
Hastings takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Titties drops Hastings with a big left hand! Hastings is injured, injured bad! Titties jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hanz Titties!