PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Masaru Midget (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Greg Stevenson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Midget comes into the arena with MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This blaring out of the sound system. Masaru Midget has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Midget
vs
Stevenson

225 cm
25
273 lbs
18 - 3 - 0

189 cm
31
260 lbs
18 - 10 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Masaru Midget!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Greg Stevenson!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Radbod Blank and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Midget lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Stevenson fails to land the takedown.
Midget lands with a kick to the temple. Stevenson shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Midget connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Stevenson momentarily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Midget connects with a good right hand that stumbles Stevenson. Stevenson circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Stevenson takes a jab right on the kisser.
Midget slips under a jab.
Midget lands with a nice body kick.
Midget thuds his shin into the meat of Stevenson's side.
Stevenson looks gassed!
A head kick misses from Midget.
Midget throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Midget really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Midget lands a head shot.
Ohhhhhhhhhh, brutal head kick from Midget! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Masaru Midget!
Masaru Midget is the new heavyweight champion!