PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Needle Dick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Matt Meathead (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Dick
vs
Meathead

200 cm
25
280 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

190 cm
19
255 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Needle Dick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Matt Meathead!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, George Francis and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Meathead throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dick connects with a looping right hand.
A slow jab from Meathead misses its intended target.
Dick moves away from the strike by Meathead.
Meathead throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

Dick drops Meathead with a beautiful combination! Meathead stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Dick is looking for the KO!

It looks like Matt Meathead has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
No joy there for Dick, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Dick dances in with a quick combination. Meathead is being worked over with jabs and crosses. Oooh, a right straight from Dick snaps Meathead's head back. Meathead stumbles backwards against the cage. Dick steps forward and delivers a right cross that connects with Meathead's jaw, simultaneously knocking him out and sending his mouthpiece into the crowd! There's a worthy souvenir for the fans. This one is over folks. Meathead just didn't come prepared.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Needle Dick!