PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Theodor DaCrapulation (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kris Maccarinelli (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

DaCrapulation
vs
Maccarinelli

190 cm
24
210 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

189 cm
26
200 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Insanely flexible

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Determined

Resistance

Resistance
Sport Science Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Theodor DaCrapulation!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Kris Maccarinelli!
The judges for this bout are Igor Prikhodko, Fedor Mirinova and Aleksandr Martynov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Maccarinelli misses with a wild combination.
Maccarinelli throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and DaCrapulation counters with a nice body kick.
DaCrapulation throws a right hand that Maccarinelli ducks under and follows up with a left that Maccarinelli also avoids with ease.
Maccarinelli throws a right and a left that both miss.
Maccarinelli misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from DaCrapulation.
Maccarinelli throws a right and a left that DaCrapulation avoids nicely.
Maccarinelli lands a nice looking body shot.
Maccarinelli throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Maccarinelli throws a right and a left that both miss.
DaCrapulation shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Maccarinelli keeps the fight on the outside.
DaCrapulation lands a nice leg kick that just misses Maccarinelli's sensitive parts.
Maccarinelli looks gassed!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Maccarinelli misses with a body punch
and DaCrapulation counters with an outside leg kick.

DaCrapulation rushes Maccarinelli and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Maccarinelli can't break the clinch.
DaCrapulation is trying to drag Maccarinelli to the mat but Maccarinelli just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Maccarinelli is trying to break the clinch but DaCrapulation has him pressed against the cage.
DaCrapulation using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Maccarinelli has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
DaCrapulation with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
DaCrapulation tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Maccarinelli avoids it.
DaCrapulation is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
DaCrapulation misses with a knee to the head.
DaCrapulation tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Maccarinelli blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
DaCrapulation drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Theodor DaCrapulation. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Maccarinelli tries to break the clinch but DaCrapulation is controlling the position.

DaCrapulation's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Maccarinelli lands with a straight right. DaCrapulation didn't see that one coming.
Kris Maccarinelli seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Maccarinelli misses with a jab, cross combination.
Maccarinelli throws a leg kick but DaCrapulation moved away.
Maccarinelli bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps DaCrapulation's head backwards.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from DaCrapulation.
A combination from Maccarinelli does no damage.
DaCrapulation slips a jab and a cross from Maccarinelli.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Maccarinelli fails to land with a series of punches.
Maccarinelli throws a right hand that DaCrapulation ducks under and follows up with a left that DaCrapulation also avoids with ease.

DaCrapulation closes the distance and clinches.
DaCrapulation throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Maccarinelli blocks it with crossed arms.
Maccarinelli tries to circle away but DaCrapulation has him pinned against the cage.
Maccarinelli wants to break free but DaCrapulation has control.
With the fighters up against the cage, DaCrapulation throws an elbow but misses.
Maccarinelli is trying to break the clinch but DaCrapulation is controlling him.
DaCrapulation jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Maccarinelli walks away with a smile on his face. DaCrapulation gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Maccarinelli throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Maccarinelli throws a series of punches but DaCrapulation moves out of range.
Maccarinelli misses with the combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

DaCrapulation forces Maccarinelli back against the cage and clinches.
DaCrapulation tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
DaCrapulation has Maccarinelli pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Maccarinelli manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Maccarinelli blocks the elbow strike.
DaCrapulation tries a knee to the head but Maccarinelli blocks it.
DaCrapulation connects with a knee to the head.
DaCrapulation is looking for a takedown.
DaCrapulation is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
DaCrapulation drops down looking for an ankle pick but Maccarinelli pulls his leg out and moves away.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Maccarinelli throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Theodor DaCrapulation dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Maccarinelli misses with a few strikes there.
Maccarinelli cracks DaCrapulation with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Maccarinelli misses with a wild body shot.
Maccarinelli is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down DaCrapulation rather than just go for the knockout.
Maccarinelli avoids a kick to the body.
Maccarinelli misses with a double jab

and DaCrapulation counters with a single leg into guard. Maccarinelli didn't expect that.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
DaCrapulation works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Maccarinelli scrambles, trying to get to his feet, but DaCrapulation manages to mount him!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Poor strikes thrown by DaCrapulation there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Maccarinelli wants to try and get back to his feet.

DaCrapulation has control of Maccarinelli's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Maccarinelli regains control of the situation pretty easily.
Maccarinelli is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
Maccarinelli is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
DaCrapulation dominating with strikes here.
DaCrapulation throws some wild stikes that Maccarinelli manages to avoid easily.

DaCrapulation with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
DaCrapulation lands a big shot there that rocks Maccarinelli but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.

Maccarinelli is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Oooh a big shot lands for DaCrapulation! Maccarinelli is out! The ref dives in to save him from more punishment!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:47 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Theodor DaCrapulation!
Theodor DaCrapulation seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.