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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Harry Sonofabeetch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Daniel Lewis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sonofabeetch's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, the theme from the x files. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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286 lbs
8 - 4 - 0 |
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191 cm
27
258 lbs
21 - 12 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Harry Sonofabeetch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Daniel Lewis!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Daniel Franklin and Wesley Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sonofabeetch slips under a jab.
Lewis throws a right hand that Sonofabeetch ducks under and follows up with a left that Sonofabeetch also avoids with ease.
Lewis fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Daniel Lewis seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
No joy there for Sonofabeetch, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Lewis lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Sonofabeetch circles away quickly and effectively.
Lewis looks to land a combination. Sonofabeetch sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
It looks like Harry Sonofabeetch has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lewis lands a two punch combo.
Lewis ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Lewis misses with a jab, cross combination.
Lewis misses with a few strikes there.
Sonofabeetch tries to clinch there but Lewis circles away.
A combination from Lewis does no damage.
Sonofabeetch doesn't manage to clinch there - Lewis circles away.
Sonofabeetch misses with a two punch combination.
Sonofabeetch showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Lewis.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sonofabeetch misses with a combination
and Lewis counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Sonofabeetch is breathing heavily.
Sonofabeetch uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lewis.
Sonofabeetch keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lewis misses with a double jab.
Sonofabeetch throws a nice looking combination but Lewis bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Sonofabeetch wants to clinch up but Lewis keeps it at a distance.
Lewis cracks Sonofabeetch with an open hand slap.
Harry Sonofabeetch's cut is getting worse.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lewis just misses with a punch to the body.
Lewis scores with a hook to the body. Sonofabeetch takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Lewis is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Sonofabeetch.
Lewis lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Sonofabeetch at a distance.
Nice combo by Lewis! Oh, that's hurt him - Sonofabeetch falls to the canvas and Lewis follows him into side control.
Sonofabeetch is rocked!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Lewis wants to control but Sonofabeetch is keeping him busy.
Lewis decides to stand back up.
Lewis misses the shot to the body.
Lewis connects with a crisp jab.
Jeez, Harry Sonofabeetch's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Harry Sonofabeetch's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Daniel Lewis!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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