PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Edaurdo Gonslaves (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Edaurdo Gonslaves has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Paul Whoddanikabollokoff
vs
Gonslaves

178 cm
26
183 lbs
13 - 13 - 1

179 cm
25
177 lbs
2 - 0 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Edaurdo Gonslaves!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Ian Loll and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Whoddanikabollokoff closes this distance looking for a takedown but Gonslaves circles away.
Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A swing and a miss from Whoddanikabollokoff.
Gonslaves slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Whoddanikabollokoff misses with a double jab.
Sloppy strikes from Gonslaves. Those never looked like landing.
Whoddanikabollokoff scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
The crowd cheers as Whoddanikabollokoff lands an impressive looking overhand right. Gonslaves doesn't seem phased though.
Whoddanikabollokoff swinging wildly here.
Whoddanikabollokoff misses with a jab, cross combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Whoddanikabollokoff shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Gonslaves defends it nicely.
Whoddanikabollokoff throws a leg kick that misses.
Whoddanikabollokoff shoots in for a takedown but Gonslaves shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Gonslaves keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Whoddanikabollokoff misses with a wild body shot.
Gonslaves takes one on the button.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A punch lands to the side of Gonslaves 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Whoddanikabollokoff tries for a takedown but Gonslaves sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Gonslaves moves out of range as Whoddanikabollokoff strikes.
Whoddanikabollokoff throws a lazy uppercut
and Gonslaves counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Gonslaves lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Whoddanikabollokoff at a distance.
Whoddanikabollokoff swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A looping hook to the body misses from Whoddanikabollokoff. Gonslaves does a little dance to reset his feet.
Gonslaves swings for the body but Whoddanikabollokoff moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gonslaves lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Whoddanikabollokoff circles away quickly and effectively.
Whoddanikabollokoff lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Gonslaves circles away quickly and effectively.
A combination from Whoddanikabollokoff does no damage.
Whoddanikabollokoff closes the distance and clinches up with Gonslaves, looking for a takedown. Whoddanikabollokoff pushes Gonslaves against the ropes but Gonslaves circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Whoddanikabollokoff shoots in but Gonslaves avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Gonslaves avoids the body shot from Whoddanikabollokoff.
Whoddanikabollokoff fails miserably with a takedown attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Whoddanikabollokoff lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Gonslaves circles away quickly and effectively.
Whoddanikabollokoff fails to land the takedown.
Gonslaves swinging wildly here.
Edaurdo Gonslaves is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Whoddanikabollokoff fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Gonslaves avoids it really well and circles away.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Whoddanikabollokoff avoids a punch combination nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Good work by Gonslaves as he checks the leg kick.
Whoddanikabollokoff slips a jab and a cross from Gonslaves.
A punch combination from Whoddanikabollokoff misses.
Gonslaves misses with a double jab

and Whoddanikabollokoff counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Whoddanikabollokoff.
Whoddanikabollokoff wants to control from the top but Gonslaves keeps moving.

Gonslaves is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

Whoddanikabollokoff got a little sloppy there for a moment and Gonslaves has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Whoddanikabollokoff has managed to get both his arms back between Gonslaves's legs - danger averted.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Whoddanikabollokoff postures up in Gonslaves's guard and throws a big left but Gonslaves blocks it.
Gonslaves keeping full guard, as Whoddanikabollokoff tries to pass.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Whoddanikabollokoff trying to control but Gonslaves is working from the bottom.
Whoddanikabollokoff tries to free his leg and advance position but Gonslaves is retaining full guard.
Gonslaves is trying to control the position from the bottom.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Whoddanikabollokoff fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Whoddanikabollokoff looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gonslaves throws a left and a right that both miss

and Whoddanikabollokoff counters with a single leg into guard. Gonslaves didn't expect that.
Whoddanikabollokoff with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Whoddanikabollokoff looking to pass the guard.
Whoddanikabollokoff sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Gonslaves looking for a sweep. Not yet Gonslaves, not yet.
Gonslaves can't keep his opponent in guard - Whoddanikabollokoff advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Gonslaves slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.

Gonslaves working for a triangle but Whoddanikabollokoff defends it easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gonslaves keeping full guard, as Whoddanikabollokoff tries to pass.
Gonslaves preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Whoddanikabollokoff wants to control from the top but Gonslaves keeps moving.
Whoddanikabollokoff tries to free his leg and advance position but Gonslaves is retaining full guard.
Whoddanikabollokoff is working hard here to advance position.

Gonslaves has his foot on Whoddanikabollokoff's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Whoddanikabollokoff works his way back into a safe position though.
Whoddanikabollokoff preventing the sweep.
Whoddanikabollokoff throws a big right hand that misses.
Whoddanikabollokoff is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Gonslaves manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Whoddanikabollokoff manages to get himself to full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gonslaves stopping the sweep attempt from Whoddanikabollokoff.
Gonslaves looking to sit in guard and control but Whoddanikabollokoff gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Gonslaves keeping moving, preventing Whoddanikabollokoff from controlling successfully.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Gonslaves working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Whoddanikabollokoff doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Whoddanikabollokoff manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Gonslaves trying to control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Whoddanikabollokoff lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Gonslaves circles away quickly and effectively.
Whoddanikabollokoff tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Sloppy strikes from Whoddanikabollokoff. Those never looked like landing.
Gonslaves throws a series of punches but Whoddanikabollokoff moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gonslaves slips a jab and a cross from Whoddanikabollokoff.
Whoddanikabollokoff throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
No joy there for Whoddanikabollokoff, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Whoddanikabollokoff swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Whoddanikabollokoff lands a nice shot to the body.
Whoddanikabollokoff misses with a takedown attempt - Gonslaves sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Gonslaves doesn't manage to clinch there - Whoddanikabollokoff circles away.
Whoddanikabollokoff lands a nice hook to Gonslaves's body. Gonslaves takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Gonslaves misses with a wild combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Whoddanikabollokoff throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Nice sprawl there from Gonslaves as Whoddanikabollokoff shoots in.
Whoddanikabollokoff fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Whoddanikabollokoff thows a body shot but no joy.
Whoddanikabollokoff throws a right and a left that both miss.
Whoddanikabollokoff fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Gonslaves is out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Whoddanikabollokoff closes this distance looking for a takedown but Gonslaves circles away.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Nice straight punches there by Gonslaves. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Gonslaves.
Whoddanikabollokoff throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Gonslaves.
Whoddanikabollokoff throws a leg kick but Gonslaves sees it coming and moves out of range.
Gonslaves throws a series of punches but Whoddanikabollokoff moves out of range.
Whoddanikabollokoff circles away from the clinch attempt.
Gonslaves checks a leg kick nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Whoddanikabollokoff shoots in but no luck this time.
Whoddanikabollokoff shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Gonslaves but Gonslaves pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Gonslaves stuffs the takedown attempt from Whoddanikabollokoff. Whoddanikabollokoff gets slowly back to his feet.
Gonslaves stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Gonslaves wants it to stay on the feet.
Whoddanikabollokoff tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Gonslaves was well out of range. Poor timing from Whoddanikabollokoff.
Whoddanikabollokoff shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Whoddanikabollokoff has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight for Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff!
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight for Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff!
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight for Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff!

Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff wins by unanimous decision!
Jean Paul Whoddanikabollokoff really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that [WAO]MADE IN GERMANY logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.