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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jimbo Sweetits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brian Cohen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sweetits kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Marilyn Manson - Cake & Sodomy. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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194 lbs
8 - 5 - 1 |
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180 cm
25
190 lbs
10 - 5 - 2 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Powerful takedowns
Decent boxing
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Jimbo Sweetits!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 5 - 2, fighting out of Montreal, Brian Cohen!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Trevor Gratis and Dillan Fox.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cohen with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Sweetits misses with a low kick as Cohen jumps back.
Sweetits lands an overhand right.
It looks like Brian Cohen has been cut.
Sweetits tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Sweetits tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cohen was well out of range. Poor timing from Sweetits.
Cohen lands a jab to Sweetits's midsection.
Cohen connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Sweetits lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sweetits throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Sweetits misses with a kick to the body.
Cohen takes a swing at Sweetits's ribcage but misses.
Sweetits misses the shot to the body.
Cohen with a hook.
Sweetits ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cohen moves away.
Sweetits throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Cohen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sweetits throws a sloppy head kick and Cohen moves out of range easily.
Sweetits takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Cohen lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Cohen throws a shot to the body.
Sweetits is breathing heavily.
Cohen digs a good body shot into Sweetits's ribs.
Cohen drops Sweetits with a left and a right! Oh, Sweetits is hurt - Cohen dives into side control looking to finish!
It looks like Jimbo Sweetits has been cut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cohen passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Sweetits!
Cohen scoring with strikes but Sweetits is staying in there.
Cohen lands a big shot there that rocks Sweetits but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Cohen raining down hammerfists from mount.
Sweetits is bucking up trying to escape but Cohen cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cohen avoids the attempt from Sweetits to control.
Cohen throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Sweetits because Cohen loaded up on that one.
Cohen looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Cohen trying to control but Sweetits is having none of it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cohen dominating with strikes here.
Cohen goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Sweetits is on top in guard.
Sweetits slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Sweetits swings around for an armbar but Cohen sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Sweetits's guard.
Cohen trying to control but Sweetits is working from the bottom.
Cohen scoring with some ground and pound.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cohen trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Sweetits tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Sweetits avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Cohen working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Cohen postures up.
Cohen tries to free his leg and advance position but Sweetits is retaining full guard.
Cohen trying to control the position from guard on top but Sweetits is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Cohen throwing strikes but missing.
Sweetits keeping moving, preventing Cohen from controlling successfully.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cohen might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Sweetits kaven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Sweetits throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Cohen misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Cohen showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Sweetits.
Cohen connects with a looping right hand.
Cohen misses with an uppercut. Sweetits saw that one coming.
Cohen on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sweetits lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sweetits looks to land a left hand but Cohen moved out of range nicely.
Sweetits throws a nice inside leg kick.
Sweetits throws a sloppy head kick and Cohen moves out of range easily.
Cohen takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Brian Cohen dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Sweetits fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cohen manages to avoid it.
Sweetits pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cohen waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Sweetits.
Sweetits waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cohen.
Sweetits tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Sweetits looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Sweetits lands a nice shot to the body.
A chopping leg kick lands by Sweetits.
Cohen looks to land a right hand but Sweetits moved out of range.
Sweetits throws a leg kick but Cohen sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Sweetits takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Sweetits throws a head kick that misses.
Sweetits clobbers Cohen with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Sweetits takes one to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sweetits misses with a body kick.
Sweetits keeps Cohen at a distance using the push kick.
Cohen sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Sweetits wants to land a leg kick but Cohen is out of range.
Cohen displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Sweetits throws out the jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sweetits lands a front kick.
Cohen jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Jimbo Sweetits seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cohen chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Sweetits can pounce on him.
Jimbo Sweetits is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cohen is breathing heavily.
Sweetits scores with a sloppy right hand. Cohen should have avoided that one.
Sweetits ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Cohen throws a head kick but Sweetits moves out of range.
Cohen takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Sweetits throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Sweetits throws a head kick that misses.
Sweetits throws a head kick that misses.
Sweetits throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Cohen lands a jab to the head.
Sweetits lands with a kick to the ribs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sweetits lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Jimbo Sweetits is winning the standup battle so far.
Sweetits fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Sweetits feints and then cracks Cohen's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Cohen down.
Cohen has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Sweetits finds it's way round the side to connect with Cohen's head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sweetits goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Sweetits lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Cohen is rocked!
Sweetits lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Cohen at a distance.
Cohen is still on wobbly legs! Can Sweetits finish him?
Sweetits feints a jab and as Cohen dips his head, Sweetits unleashes a brutal head kick that catches Cohen right on the jaw! Timbeeer! Cohen falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the cage! Sweetits smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Jimbo Sweetits!
A very excited looking Jimbo Sweetits made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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hype
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