PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jeorge Johanson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pamela Anderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Johanson comes to the cage accompanied by Ain't No Grave- Johnny Cash. On his way into the cage it seems that Jeorge Johanson has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Jeorge Johanson seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Johanson
vs
Anderson

185 cm
26
180 lbs
16 - 5 - 0

182 cm
26
178 lbs
15 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jeorge Johanson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Pamela Anderson!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Paul Aken and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Johanson ducks right into an uppercut from Anderson.
Anderson throws a head kick that misses.
Johanson looks to land a left hand but Anderson moved out of range nicely.
Johanson throws a hook but Anderson avoids it easily.
Anderson throws a predictable looking body shot
and Johanson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Anderson with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Anderson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Johanson.
Jeorge Johanson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Anderson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Johanson takes one to the side of the head.
Johanson lands a lovely overhand right.
Anderson scores with a leg kick.
Johanson misses with a looping right.
Anderson shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Anderson lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Johanson connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Anderson momentarily.
Johanson misses with an attempted mid kick.
Anderson has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Johanson.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Anderson throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Johanson checks a low kick from Anderson.
Johanson uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Anderson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Johanson.
A looping hook to the body misses from Anderson. Johanson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Johanson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Anderson.
Johanson takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Johanson throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Anderson's waist but Anderson gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Johanson off to one side.
Anderson keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Johanson looks to land a body kick but Anderson moved away.
Johanson lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Anderson backs up against the cage.
Anderson throws a nice outside leg kick.
Johanson moves out of range of the leg kick from Anderson.
Anderson avoids the body shot from Johanson.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Johanson misses its intended target.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Johanson rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Anderson counters with a big head kick but Johanson shrugs it off.
Anderson missing with a left hand there. Johanson was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Johanson takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Johanson shoots in but no luck this time.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jeorge Johanson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A low kick from Anderson is predictable there
and Johanson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Anderson tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Johanson is able to avoid easily.
Johanson connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Anderson's hands.
The fighters circling - Johanson throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Anderson throws a leg kick but Johanson sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Johanson throws the left hand but Anderson avoids the punch easily.
Anderson pivots, looking for a leg kick but Johanson is out of range and Anderson settles back down.
Johanson looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Anderson is fending him off so far but Johanson persists. Nope, Anderson circles away and we're back to standing.
Anderson misses with a body kick.
Johanson looks to land a body kick but Anderson moved away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Johanson slips under a jab.
Johanson is trying hard to land a takedown here. Anderson sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Anderson slips a straight right by Johanson.
Anderson has his takedown stuffed
and Johanson counters with a lovely shot to the body.
A solid leg kick lands there for Anderson.
Anderson misses with a low kick.
Anderson throws a leg kick but Johanson sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Johanson with a nice cross.
A big left from Johanson misses.
Anderson throws a body punch but Johanson moves out of range.
A left lands for Johanson.
Johanson ducks under a wild hook from Anderson.
Johanson throws a hook to the side of Anderson's head but Anderson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A bone on bone clash there as Anderson blocks the leg kick.
Anderson does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
A looping hook to the body misses from Anderson. Johanson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Johanson misses with a hook.
Johanson misses with a body kick.
Anderson throws a head kick but Johanson moves out of range.
Anderson pushes Johanson away with a front kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Anderson leaves Johanson with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Johanson takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Johanson blocks the body kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Anderson misses with a low kick as Johanson jumps back.
Anderson is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Johanson rather than just go for the knockout.
Johanson misses with a looping right.
Anderson looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Pamela Anderson will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Nice sprawl there from Johanson as Anderson shoots in.
Anderson takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Anderson tries to land a front kick but Johanson steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Jab from Anderson.
Anderson staying out of range there.
Good leg kick by Johanson there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Anderson shoots in for a takedown but Johanson shows good takedown defense.
Pamela Anderson seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Anderson lands a really nice looking cross but Johanson seems unphased.
Johanson moves out of range of the leg kick from Anderson.
Johanson misses with a double jab.
Anderson tries a low kick but Johanson avoids it.
Johanson scores with a body shot.
Anderson thows a body shot but no joy.
Johanson throws a low kick but Anderson avoids it.
Anderson getting the better of the striking in that exchange.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Anderson looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Jeorge Johanson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pamela Anderson.
Johanson blocks a head kick by Anderson.
Anderson showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Johanson.
A lazy left from Johanson finds it's target.

Johanson gets caught napping as Anderson dives in and scores a takedown. Johanson manages to retain guard.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Johanson holds on and takes a little breather.
Anderson tries to free his leg and advance position but Johanson is retaining full guard.
Johanson pulls Anderson in to control the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anderson trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

Jeorge Johanson has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Anderson jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Anderson wants to land a leg kick but Johanson is out of range.
Johanson scores with a nice right hand.
Anderson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Johanson.
Some wild striking there from Johanson.
Johanson throws a nice outside leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Anderson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Johanson misses with a straight left.
Johanson blocks a low kick nicely.
Anderson stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Anderson wants it to stay on the feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good standup being displayed there by Johanson as he connects with a hook.
Johanson looks to score with a jab to the body but Anderson is just out of range.
Johanson blocks a low kick nicely.
Johanson misses with a straight left.
Anderson tries a head kick but it misses.
Johanson throws a looping overhand right but Anderson ducks down to avoid it.
Johanson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Anderson.
Anderson cracks the inside of Johanson's front leg.
Johanson scores with a jab. Anderson acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Johanson shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Anderson but Anderson pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Anderson lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Johanson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Some bone on bone action there as Anderson checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Johanson defending well as Anderson loads up on a big left hand.
Johanson misses with a head kick.
Johanson tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.

Johanson gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Johanson has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Anderson wants to control from the top but Johanson keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Pamela Anderson will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Johanson misses with a body shot.
Johanson throws out a leg kick but Anderson moves out of range and Johanson only half commits.
Johanson stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Anderson misses with a looping left.
Anderson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Johanson throws a body kick the misses
and Anderson counters with a low kick, right behind Johanson 's knee.
Anderson scores with a nice strike.
Anderson throws a nice looking combination but Johanson bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Anderson leaves Johanson with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Anderson misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Johanson connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Anderson momentarily.
Johanson will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Anderson shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Johanson but Johanson pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Johanson looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Johanson throws a lazy uppercut
and Anderson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Johanson misses with a body kick.
Johanson pivots, looking for a leg kick but Anderson is out of range and Johanson settles back down.
Anderson lands with a thumping leg kick.
Anderson tries a low kick but Johanson avoids it.
Johanson misses the shot to the body.
Anderson tries a head kick but it misses.
Johanson shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Anderson but Anderson pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Johanson is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Anderson thows a leg kick but Johanson checks it
and Johanson makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Anderson really felt that one!
Jeorge Johanson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Johanson scores with a kick to the midsection.
Johanson lands an overhand right.
Anderson connects with a solid leg kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Johanson looks to land a right hand but Anderson moved out of range.
Anderson throws a quick inside leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Anderson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Johanson.
Anderson scores with a shot to the body.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Anderson crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Johanson - the referee stops the clock and Anderson gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Johanson. Anderson manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Johanson misses with a wild body shot.
A bone on bone clash there as Johanson blocks the leg kick.
Anderson blocks a jab.
Johanson takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
A cross from Anderson lands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anderson takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Anderson moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Johanson lands a nice shot to the body.
Anderson staying out of range there.
Anderson scores with a leg kick.
Johanson just misses with a punch to the body.
Anderson dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Johanson. That did some damage!
Anderson scores with a head kick. Johanson tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Johanson takes a jab right on the kisser.
Johanson throws a lazy right hand but Anderson sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Johanson tries to move into range but Anderson moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Johanson looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jeorge Johanson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Anderson lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Anderson fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Johanson.
Jab, jab by Anderson - just one landing.
A jab from Johanson finds it's way through Anderson's defenses.
Anderson plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Johanson misses with a right hand
and Anderson counters with a thumping low kick.
Johanson misses with a left hand
and Anderson counters with an inside leg kick.
Anderson lands with a thumping leg kick.
Johanson cracks Anderson with an open hand slap.
Anderson throws a shot to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Anderson scores with a leg kick.
Anderson looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Anderson scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.

And that's the end of the fight!
Pamela Anderson comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Anderson has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 27:30
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 27:30
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pamela Anderson!