PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Burt Brown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nelli Kuukeri (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brown kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Brown
vs
Kuukeri

195 cm
26
240 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

193 cm
19
280 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Experienced

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Experienced

HeavyWeight Designs

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Burt Brown!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Nelli Kuukeri!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kuukeri takes a swing at Brown's ribcage but misses.
Brown defending well as Kuukeri loads up on a big left hand.
Brown moves out of range as Kuukeri strikes.
A telegraphed right hand from Brown misses the target.
Kuukeri throws a body punch but Brown moves out of range.
Kuukeri misses with a two punch combination.
Kuukeri connects with a right hand. Brown shakes it off.
Brown misses with a leg kick.
Brown misses with a straight right.
Brown will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Brown defending well as Kuukeri loads up on a big left hand.
Brown fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Kuukeri misses the shot to the body.
Brown is looking to score with low kicks.

Kuukeri throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Brown was covering up waiting for the punch and Kuukeri finishes the takedown easily into guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brown controls Kuukeri momentarily but Kuukeri frees himself.
Kuukeri wants to control from the top but Brown keeps moving.
Brown trying to keep a closed guard but Kuukeri is proving a slippery customer.

Brown is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Kuukeri pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Brown is keeping the position for now.
Brown keeping moving, preventing Kuukeri from controlling successfully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Brown has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Kuukeri is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Brown.
Kuukeri connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Brown some visible discomfort.
Brown dodges the ground and pound from Kuukeri.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Brown is looking to reverse the position.
Kuukeri advances to mount.
Kuukeri can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Brown is looking to escape.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brown is desperately trying to improve his position but Kuukeri has a good base and remains in mount.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Kuukeri pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Brown is in all sorts of trouble here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kuukeri lands a nice shot to the head.
Kuukeri unloading with bombs!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Kuukeri cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!

Brown is rocked!
Kuukeri is in full mount looking to finish with strikes. He lands a big shot, followed by another and Brown goes limp! The ref jumps in to end the fight - a big win for Kuukeri!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:01 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Nelli Kuukeri!
Nelli Kuukeri is the new heavyweight champion!