PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sylvester the EXPENDIBLE (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Recoome Likum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). the EXPENDIBLE's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Iron Maiden - Fear of the Dark. Recoome Likum has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

the EXPENDIBLE
vs
Likum

193 cm
23
275 lbs
4 - 8 - 0

199 cm
22
255 lbs
6 - 6 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Fast

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Sylvester the EXPENDIBLE!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Recoome Likum!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Sosuke Kotani and Shirou Masuda.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
the EXPENDIBLE throws a head kick but Likum moves out of range.
Likum throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
the EXPENDIBLE throws a front kick aimed at Likum's knee but Likum avoids it well.
the EXPENDIBLE wants to land a leg kick but Likum is out of range.
Likum throws a push kick but the EXPENDIBLE slaps the foot to one side.
Likum avoids a kick to the body.
Likum swats away the attempt to clinch by the EXPENDIBLE.
the EXPENDIBLE lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Likum circles away from the clinch attempt.
Likum throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

the EXPENDIBLE instigates a clinch.
the EXPENDIBLE lands a hook to the side of the head.
Likum tries to pull guard but the EXPENDIBLE holds him up against the ropes and eventually Likum drops back down to his feet.
Likum is trying to pull guard but the EXPENDIBLE turns him against the ropes and we stay in the clinch.
Likum looks gassed!
the EXPENDIBLE with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Likum avoids a wild elbow strike from the EXPENDIBLE.

the EXPENDIBLE escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
the EXPENDIBLE tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Likum throws a right and a left that the EXPENDIBLE avoids nicely.
the EXPENDIBLE feints and then cracks Likum's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Likum down.
Likum circles away from the clinch attempt.
the EXPENDIBLE tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
the EXPENDIBLE misses with a head kick.
the EXPENDIBLE lands with a kick to the ribs.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
the EXPENDIBLE throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
the EXPENDIBLE fails in his attempt to clinch.
the EXPENDIBLE lands a lovely overhand right.

It looks like Recoome Likum has been cut.
the EXPENDIBLE tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
the EXPENDIBLE throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
the EXPENDIBLE lands a brutal head kick. Likum looks out on his feet and the EXPENDIBLE throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Sylvester the EXPENDIBLE!