PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Angelito Barraquinha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jean Paul Sartre (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Barraquinha comes to the cage accompanied by The Mamas & The Papas - Dream a little dream of me. Sartre has chosen Heartbeats as his entrance music. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Barraquinha
vs
Paul Sartre

189 cm
27
194 lbs
24 - 6 - 0

190 cm
24
190 lbs
10 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Angelito Barraquinha!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jean Paul Sartre!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Cesar, Edson Gomes and Emerson Jorge.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sartre connects with a looping right hand.
Sartre cracks Barraquinha with a good jab.
Barraquinha lands a jab to Sartre's midsection.
Sartre lands a front kick.
Sartre falls off balance throwing a combination

and Barraquinha counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Barraquinha.
Barraquinha using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Sartre has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Barraquinha managing to block the knees to the body from Sartre.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Barraquinha blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Sartre throws a head punch that misses.
Barraquinha blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Barraquinha lands a damaging elbow.

It looks like Jean Paul Sartre has been cut.
Sartre fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Barraquinha avoids the elbow strike from Sartre, against the cage.
Sartre blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Barraquinha on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
With the fighters up against the cage, Sartre throws an elbow but misses.
Sartre misses with a short punch on the inside.
Sartre pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Sartre throws an elbow but it misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sartre pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Sartre has a couple of punches blocked by Barraquinha.
Sartre scores with a shot to the side of Barraquinha's head.

Sartre pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Sartre lands a nice looking body kick.
Barraquinha works Sartre's body with a nice hook.
Barraquinha tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sartre was well out of range. Poor timing from Barraquinha.
Sartre lands a jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sartre pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Barraquinha's corner calls for a 1-2. Barraquinha obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Sartre tries to work over Barraquinha's front leg with a kick but Barraquinha checks it.
Sartre lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Sartre lands a nice leg kick that just misses Barraquinha's sensitive parts.
Sartre smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Sartre throws a leg kick which misses Barraquinha's front leg but catches the back leg as Barraquinha tries to avoid it.
Barraquinha is breathing heavily.
Barraquinha blocks a head kick by Sartre.
Sartre throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A head kick misses from Sartre.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Barraquinha swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Barraquinha misses with an uppercut.
Sartre falls off balance throwing a combination
and Barraquinha counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Sartre throws a head kick that misses.
Sartre fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Barraquinha lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Sartre thuds his shin into the meat of Barraquinha's side.
Barraquinha stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Sartre.
Sartre moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Barraquinha on the wrong end of a nice hook.
A shot to the liver by Sartre. Beautiful body shot.
Barraquinha has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Sartre.

Sartre lands a big head kick that sends Barraquinha tumbling to the mat! Sartre takes a step backwards and waves Barraquinha back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Barraquinha is rocked!

It looks like Angelito Barraquinha has been cut.
Sartre fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Oh Barraquinha is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Sartre digs a good body shot into Barraquinha's ribs.
Sartre cracks Barraquinha's jaw with two stiff jabs then ducks low and throws a soul-severing right uppercut to the mouth!! Barraquinha slumps to the ground with blood on his lips. The referee steps in before Sartre can do further damage! This one is done, son!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jean Paul Sartre!
Jean Paul Sartre is the new middleweight champion!
A very excited looking Jean Paul Sartre made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.