PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dick Tator (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tim Jackhammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tator comes to the cage accompanied by Snoop Dogg - Pump Pump. Jackhammer comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Whats up kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Dick Tator is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Tator
vs
Jackhammer

180 cm
27
190 lbs
12 - 11 - 0

175 cm
20
183 lbs
6 - 6 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dick Tator!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Tim Jackhammer!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jackhammer scores with the left hand. Tator knows he should have avoided that one.
Jackhammer takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Tator stalks Jackhammer and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Jackhammer's face. Jackhammer staggers backwards, shaken.
Tator blocks a head kick by Jackhammer.
Tator lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

Jackhammer sets himself and throws a head kick that knocks Tator to the ground! Jackhammer dives into full mount looking to finish!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Tator tries to hold on but Jackhammer postures up.
Jackhammer prevents Tator from getting the reversal.
Tator slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Tator wants to get back to full guard.
Jackhammer thows a huge punch but Tator dodges it nicely.
Tator wants to control but Jackhammer is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Jackhammer tries to pass to full mount but Tator defends it.
Jackhammer thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jackhammer wants to pass to mount but Tator is defending the position.
Jackhammer wants to lay and pray for a moment but Tator keeps working.
Tator trying to hold on to Jackhammer's head to control him but Jackhammer postures up.

Tator is defending against the submission attempts here by Jackhammer.
Tator is refusing to be controlled, as Jackhammer sits in half guard.
Jackhammer not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Tator wants to get back to full guard.
Tator is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Jackhammer's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Jackhammer's back!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tator wants to control but Jackhammer is keeping busy.

Tator has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.
Jackhammer avoids the strikes from Tator.
Tator has the hooks in. Jackhammer is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
Tator struggling to keep hold of the position.

Tator patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Tator looking for the RNC.
Tator lands with a nice looking elbow that stuns Jackhammer.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Tator looking for the RNC.
Jackhammer manages to escape to a better position under a series of strikes. Tator is now in side control.
Jackhammer wants to control but Tator postures up.
The referee asks Tator politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Tator prefers to stall for the moment though.
Jackhammer sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Tator wants to free his trapped foot but Jackhammer is holding on for dear life with his legs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Jackhammer with the active half guard here but Tator passes nicely into side control.
Tator is looking to take a break and control but Jackhammer is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Sloppy strikes there by Tator.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jackhammer is trying to control Tator's posture but Tator avoids it.
Jackhammer trying to remain calm as Tator controls from the top position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dick Tator dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Tator lands with a straight right. Jackhammer didn't see that one coming.
Jackhammer throws a head kick that misses.
Tator lands with a good body shot.
Jackhammer checks a low kick from Tator.
Tator stuffs the takedown attempt from Jackhammer. Jackhammer gets slowly back to his feet.
Tator stuns Jackhammer with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Jackhammer throws a predictable looking body shot
and Tator cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Jackhammer enables Tator to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Jackhammer manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Dick Tator overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Tator postures up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tator is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jackhammer trying to keep a closed guard but Tator is proving a slippery customer.
Jackhammer manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Jackhammer trying to control but Tator is having none of it.
Jackhammer misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Tator sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Jackhammer seems to be looking for submissions.
Tator manages to get to full guard.
Tator pulls Jackhammer in close to prevent any damage.
Jackhammer wanted to stand there but Tator had control of the position.
Jackhammer trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

Jackhammer is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but Tator has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Jackhammer is looking to defend but Tator has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Jackhammer! Tator pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Jackhammer taps out and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:01 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Dick Tator!