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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Calzaghe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Calzaghe has chosen The Pride of Wales as his entrance music. Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Joe Calzaghe's chin.
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180 lbs
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173 lbs
12 - 5 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Joe Calzaghe!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Andrew Berry and Colin Fotheringham.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Calzaghe rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a body kick that stops Calzaghe in his tracks momentarily.
Calzaghe swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Calzaghe fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fatherfockerusus manages to avoid it.
Fatherfockerusus looks for the body kick but Calzaghe saw that one coming.
Fatherfockerusus throws a leg kick but Calzaghe checks it.
Calzaghe throws a body punch but Fatherfockerusus moves out of range.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A chopping leg kick lands by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus with a body punch. A glancing blow.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fatherfockerusus throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Calzaghe's waist but Calzaghe gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Fatherfockerusus off to one side.
Fatherfockerusus staying out of range there.
Calzaghe takes a swing at Fatherfockerusus's ribcage but misses.
An inside leg kick from Fatherfockerusus misses.
Calzaghe takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Fatherfockerusus defending well as Calzaghe loads up on a big left hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from Calzaghe misses.
Fatherfockerusus finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Fatherfockerusus shoots in but Calzaghe avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Calzaghe throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Calzaghe tries to keep at a distance but Fatherfockerusus has taken the fight into the clinch.
Fatherfockerusus lands a right hand.
Fatherfockerusus missing with knees to the body.
Calzaghe is trying to break the clinch but Fatherfockerusus is controlling him.
Fatherfockerusus is looking for a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fatherfockerusus tries to throw a body punch but Calzaghe avoids it by throwing Fatherfockerusus back against the cage.
Calzaghe has had enough of the clinch but Fatherfockerusus keeps him there for the moment.
Fatherfockerusus has Calzaghe pressed against the cage.
Fatherfockerusus tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Calzaghe's elbow.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a hook from the clinch.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Fatherfockerusus scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Fatherfockerusus working aggressively here.
Calzaghe doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a nice hook to the head.
Calzaghe misses with a short punch on the inside.
Fatherfockerusus has a couple of punches blocked by Calzaghe.
Calzaghe prevents a body shot from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus lands a hook that snaps the head of Calzaghe backwards.
Calzaghe stalling in the clinch but Fatherfockerusus improves position.
Fatherfockerusus pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Calzaghe prevents a body shot from Fatherfockerusus.
Calzaghe displaying some good clinch control by pressing Fatherfockerusus up against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus working aggressively here.
Fatherfockerusus throws an elbow but it's blocked.
A short left from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Fatherfockerusus lands a hook to the side of the head.
Calzaghe blocks a body shot from Fatherfockerusus.
Calzaghe blocks an elbow strike from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a body punch.
Fatherfockerusus pushes Calzaghe back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Fatherfockerusus struggles to land a body shot inside as Calzaghe controls his hands.
Fatherfockerusus struggles to land a body shot inside as Calzaghe controls his hands.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus swings wildly with an uppercut but Calzaghe uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
A short uppercut from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a body punch.
A right hand to the body from Fatherfockerusus.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fatherfockerusus lands an elbow inside.
Fatherfockerusus softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Fatherfockerusus lands an uppercut.
Fatherfockerusus lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Fatherfockerusus jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Calzaghe walks away with a smile on his face. Fatherfockerusus gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Calzaghe throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Calzaghe lands with a straight right. Fatherfockerusus didn't see that one coming.
Fatherfockerusus throws a front kick aimed at Calzaghe's knee but Calzaghe avoids it well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Fatherfockerusus avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Fatherfockerusus thows a body shot but no joy.
Calzaghe keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Fatherfockerusus.
Calzaghe takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Calzaghe misses with a body shot.
Fatherfockerusus throws a leg kick which misses Calzaghe's front leg but catches the back leg as Calzaghe tries to avoid it.
Fatherfockerusus connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus is winning the standup battle so far.
Calzaghe takes a swing at Fatherfockerusus's ribcage but misses.
Fatherfockerusus goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Calzaghe swings for the body but Fatherfockerusus moves out of range.
Fatherfockerusus throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Calzaghe on the side of the head.
Fatherfockerusus digs a good body shot into Calzaghe's ribs.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Calzaghe misses with a hook.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus throws a front kick aimed at Calzaghe's knee but Calzaghe avoids it well.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a wild body shot.
Fatherfockerusus fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a low kick.
Fatherfockerusus uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Calzaghe.
Fatherfockerusus uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Calzaghe.
Fatherfockerusus is looking to wear down Calzaghe with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
A solid leg kick lands there for Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus lands a right hook to the body.
Fatherfockerusus dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Calzaghe. That did some damage!
A big left from Calzaghe misses.
A good leg kick by Fatherfockerusus.
Calzaghe is breathing heavily.
Calzaghe checks a leg kick nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Calzaghe takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Calzaghe connects with a jab.
Fatherfockerusus moves into range and clinches up with Calzaghe.
Fatherfockerusus lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Fatherfockerusus lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Calzaghe backwards.
Fatherfockerusus tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Calzaghe avoids it.
Fatherfockerusus lands a shot to the body.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Fatherfockerusus lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Fatherfockerusus struggles to land a body shot inside as Calzaghe controls his hands.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a shoulder strike.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Fatherfockerusus.
A short right from Fatherfockerusus.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Calzaghe managing to block the knees to the body from Fatherfockerusus.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus struggles to land a body shot inside as Calzaghe controls his hands.
Calzaghe blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Calzaghe misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Fatherfockerusus lands a nice elbow.
Fatherfockerusus tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Calzaghe avoids it.
Fatherfockerusus tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A hook to the body from Calzaghe.
Fatherfockerusus tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Calzaghe's elbow.
Fatherfockerusus lands a body shot in the clinch.
Fatherfockerusus has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Calzaghe uses from the top position.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Calzaghe wants to stand but Fatherfockerusus is controlling his posture from full guard.
Calzaghe avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Calzaghe escapes and throws Fatherfockerusus's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Fatherfockerusus gets back to half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Calzaghe trying to mount his opponent but Fatherfockerusus defends it.
Fatherfockerusus is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Calzaghe pulls his head out easily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fatherfockerusus is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Calzaghe pulls his head out easily.
Calzaghe is looking to take a break and control but Fatherfockerusus is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Fatherfockerusus throws a combination. Calzaghe tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Fatherfockerusus is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Calzaghe can do to turn this around?
A chopping leg kick lands by Fatherfockerusus.
Calzaghe avoids a kick to the body.
Fatherfockerusus tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Fatherfockerusus wants to land a leg kick but Calzaghe is out of range.
Fatherfockerusus throws a leg kick which misses Calzaghe's front leg but catches the back leg as Calzaghe tries to avoid it.
Fatherfockerusus shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Calzaghe as he jumps to the side.
Fatherfockerusus cracks the inside of Calzaghe's front leg.
Calzaghe's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Calzaghe dodges the punch combination from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus staying out of range there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus thuds his shin into the meat of Calzaghe's side.
Calzaghe checks the leg kick.
Calzaghe lands with a nice body punch.
Fatherfockerusus throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Calzaghe swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Fatherfockerusus finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Fatherfockerusus misses the jab.
Calzaghe misses with a hook.
Calzaghe takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Calzaghe takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A slapping leg kick lands for Fatherfockerusus.
Calzaghe throws a jab when Fatherfockerusus was well out of range.
Fatherfockerusus pivots, looking for a leg kick but Calzaghe is out of range and Fatherfockerusus settles back down.
Fatherfockerusus explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus throws a right hand that Calzaghe ducks under and follows up with a left that Calzaghe also avoids with ease.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Calzaghe swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Calzaghe misses with a body shot.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Calzaghe has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Fatherfockerusus.
A looping hook to the body misses from Calzaghe. Fatherfockerusus does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fatherfockerusus cracks Calzaghe with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Calzaghe tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fatherfockerusus was well out of range. Poor timing from Calzaghe.
Calzaghe checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Calzaghe steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fatherfockerusus.
Calzaghe tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus throws a front kick aimed at Calzaghe's knee but Calzaghe avoids it well.
Calzaghe checks the leg kick.
Fatherfockerusus uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Calzaghe.
Fatherfockerusus avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a leg kick.
Calzaghe checks a low kick from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Joe Calzaghe is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Fatherfockerusus, right into the meat.
Calzaghe throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Calzaghe checks the leg kick nicely there.
Calzaghe jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Fatherfockerusus lands a nice looking kick to the body. Calzaghe takes a step back to recover.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Fatherfockerusus keeps Calzaghe at a distance using the push kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Fatherfockerusus.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
That kick from Fatherfockerusus tenderised Calzaghe's leg. Calzaghe is trying to keep his angry face on.
Some bone on bone action there as Calzaghe checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Fatherfockerusus turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Fatherfockerusus dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Calzaghe. That did some damage!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Fatherfockerusus, right into the meat.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fatherfockerusus fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Fatherfockerusus throws a nice outside leg kick.
Fatherfockerusus fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Calzaghe has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus clearly takes that round.
That's time! Fatherfockerusus's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Fatherfockerusus ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Calzaghe moves away.
Calzaghe looks to land a right hand but Fatherfockerusus moved out of range.
Fatherfockerusus closes the distance and clinches.
Calzaghe has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus pushes Calzaghe back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Fatherfockerusus has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Calzaghe uses from the top position.
Calzaghe looking to pass the guard.
Fatherfockerusus has an active guard here but Calzaghe has managed to pass into half guard.
Fatherfockerusus is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Calzaghe pulls his head out easily.
Calzaghe really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Fatherfockerusus. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Calzaghe wants to control but Fatherfockerusus is keeping him busy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus looking for submissions off his back.
Fatherfockerusus is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Calzaghe's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Calzaghe's back!
Calzaghe tries to escape but Fatherfockerusus has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
Calzaghe holding both Fatherfockerusus 's hands and preventing any damage.
Calzaghe is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Fatherfockerusus working for a choke but Calzaghe is defending well.
Fatherfockerusus looking to soften up his opponent with punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Calzaghe trying to get back to his feet but Fatherfockerusus is in full control for now.
Fatherfockerusus has managed to slip his arm under Calzaghe's chin. This could be all over... yep, Calzaghe is tapping out! Submission win for Fatherfockerusus.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 4, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus is the new welterweight champion!
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