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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Boner Patrol (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Aubrey Graham (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Patrol's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, monster - Kanye West. Graham comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Drake - Right Above It kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters really staring eachother down here, as Aubrey Graham enters the cage!
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177 lbs
15 - 8 - 1 |
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174 lbs
13 - 8 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Boner Patrol!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Aubrey Graham!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Patrol shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Graham's guard.
Patrol stands up over Graham, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Graham working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Patrol.
Patrol scoring with punches to the head and body.
Graham is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Patrol trying to control the position from guard on top but Graham is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Patrol throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Graham working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Patrol.
Patrol loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Patrol passes Graham's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Patrol wants to lay and pray for a moment but Graham keeps working.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Graham is looking for a sweep. Patrol is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Patrol is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Graham doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Patrol.
Patrol missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Graham manages to get to full guard.
Patrol throwing strikes but missing.
Patrol throwing strikes but missing.
Patrol working some strikes from top position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Patrol trying to control the position from guard on top but Graham is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Graham working for a triangle but Patrol defends it easily.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Patrol thows a big elbow that misses.
Graham preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Patrol trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Patrol postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Patrol distracts Graham with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Patrol is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Patrol in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Patrol has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Patrol trying to control the position from guard on top but Graham is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Patrol landing some decent shots from guard.
Graham wants to sweep here but Patrol controlling him for the moment.
Patrol is looking to work some ground and pound but Graham has wrist control.
Patrol throws a big right hand that misses.
Patrol is in close to Graham's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Patrol wants to control from the top but Graham keeps moving.
Graham working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Patrol.
Graham looking to control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Patrol stands up over Graham, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Patrol postures up.
Patrol tries to free his leg and advance position but Graham is retaining full guard.
Patrol is working hard here to advance position.
Patrol throws a big right hand that misses.
Patrol postures up.
Graham throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Patrol trying to control the position from guard on top but Graham is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Patrol scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Patrol wants to control from the top but Graham keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Boner Patrol dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Patrol decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Graham wants to get back to full guard.
Patrol throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Patrol is pressing down on Graham's thigh, looking to free his foot. Graham is holding on for now.
Graham keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
Patrol slips a nice elbow through Graham's hands, connecting with Graham's forehead.
Patrol is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Graham is looking to control Patrol's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Graham avoid being mounted?
Patrol scoring with strikes to the body and head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Graham won't allow Patrol to pass to mount.
Patrol is trying to work for a kimura but Graham is defending well.
Patrol thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Patrol trying to control the action but Graham is working from the bottom.
Patrol is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.
Graham trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Graham utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Patrol chips away with some ground and pound.
Graham is trying to control the position but Patrol postures up.
Patrol throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Graham works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Patrol scoring with punches to the head and body.
Graham seems keen to control Patrol's posture.
Boner Patrol overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Patrol lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Patrol keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Graham's head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Patrol passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Graham wants to control but Patrol postures up.
An elbow from Patrol crashes against the mat.
Patrol tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Patrol working the body and head with strikes.
Patrol tries to advance to mount but Graham denies him.
Graham is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Patrol off and has taken his back!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Patrol trying to control the hands but Graham breaks the grip.
Graham lands with a couple of good shots - one to the side of the head and one questionable shot that could be viewed as to the back of the head but the referee lets it go.
Good control from Graham.
I really don't envy Patrol right now.
Patrol trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.
Patrol is very frustrated here, being controlled quite effectively by Graham.
Patrol turns into Graham and is now in his guard.
Patrol throwing strikes from guard but Graham blocks nicely.
Graham can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Patrol controls the pace.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Patrol scoring with punches to the head and body.
Graham trying to keep a closed guard but Patrol is proving a slippery customer.
Patrol working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Patrol cracks Graham with a solid left hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Patrol looking to pass the guard.
Patrol throwing strikes from guard but Graham blocks nicely.
Patrol pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Graham is keeping the position for now.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Patrol trying to control but Graham is working from the bottom.
Graham has momentary wrist control but Patrol slips an elbow through the middle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Boner Patrol dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Graham clinches.
Patrol is fighting off a takedown attempt but Graham is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Patrol to the mat. Patrol regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
Patrol working a defensive guard here.
Patrol looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Patrol managing to control the position.
Patrol is trying to control the position but Graham postures up.
Graham wants to control from the top but Patrol keeps moving.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Aubrey Graham has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
The fighters circling - Patrol throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Graham throws a series of punches but Patrol moves out of range.
Patrol manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Graham on his heels. He'll look to pass Graham's guard now, I'm sure.
Patrol trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Patrol trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Patrol lands a couple of digs.
Patrol advances position into side control!
Patrol working the body and head with strikes.
Patrol in side control, throwing shots but Graham defends.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Graham wants to control but Patrol postures up.
Patrol lands a few punches from side control.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
You can see the frustration on Graham's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Patrol trying to control the action but Graham is working from the bottom.
Graham taking a bit of punishment here - Patrol scoring with strikes.
Graham on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Graham is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Patrol scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Graham to see if he's OK.
Patrol tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Patrol sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Graham is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Patrol looks up at the clock and then as Graham takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Patrol smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Patrol avoids the strikes from the bottom by Graham.
Patrol tries for a kimura but Graham is defending well.
Boner Patrol is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Graham wants to control but Patrol postures up.
Patrol working the ground and pound.
Patrol misses with the ground and pound.
Graham regains half guard, as Patrol was trying to land strikes.
Patrol working Graham over with strikes.
Well, if Patrol is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Graham slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Patrol slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Patrol landing some decent shots from guard.
Aubrey Graham has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Patrol throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Patrol sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Patrol pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Graham is keeping the position for now.
And that's the end of the fight!
Boner Patrol showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Patrol, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Boner Patrol!
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