PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Richard Crotch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bimbo Lice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Crotch's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Why Can't We Be Friends? by War. Lice has chosen Sepultura - Refuse/Resist as his entrance music. Bimbo Lice has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Crotch
vs
Lice

150 cm
29
138 lbs
16 - 9 - 1

185 cm
30
146 lbs
15 - 9 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Solid boxing
Very strong

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Bushido Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Richard Crotch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Bimbo Lice!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Ren Mimura and Taro Takaoka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Crotch fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Lice sprawls well initially but Crotch persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Lice is refusing to be controlled, as Crotch sits in half guard.
Crotch is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Lice is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Lice is trying to get back to full guard.

We're going to have a standup here because Richard Crotch wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Lice keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Crotch misses with a series of wild punches.
Lice lands a nice leg kick that just misses Crotch's sensitive parts.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crotch misses with a double jab
and Lice counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Crotch fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Lice connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
The fighters circling - Crotch throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Crotch misses with a two punch combination.
Lice slips a straight right by Crotch.

Lice closes the distance and clinches.
Lice lands a body shot in the clinch.
Lice holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Crotch can't get the takedown.
Lice lands a right hand.
A nice right hand lands inside from Lice.
Crotch working aggressively here.
Lice scores with a hook to the body.
Lice is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
A short left from Crotch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Crotch can't find room to land a body shot as Lice controls the action.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A hook to the body from Lice.
Lice lands with a left to the head.
Crotch misses with a punch on the inside.
Lice lands a left hand that snaps the head of Crotch backwards.
Crotch misses with a punch on the inside.
A nice right hand lands inside from Lice.
The referee calls for Lice to work.
A shot in the inside from Lice.
Lice throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Lice.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Lice.
Crotch misses with a punch to the body.
Lice can't find room to land a body shot as Crotch controls the action.
Crotch tries to throw a body punch but Lice avoids it by throwing Crotch back against the cage.
Lice cracks Crotch with a nice body shot.
Lice lands a left hand that snaps the head of Crotch backwards.
Lice blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Crotch is trying to drag Lice to the mat but Lice just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Lice lands with a left to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crotch digs a right hand into Lice's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Lice's gas tank.
Lice lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Nice body punch from Crotch - that landed with a thud.
A body shot lands from Lice.
Lice tries to work over Crotch's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Lice is working Crotch over against the cage.
Lice lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Crotch backwards.
Lice lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Crotch backwards.
Lice lands a shoulder strike.
Lice blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Lice softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

Crotch is rocked!
Crotch goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Lice scores with a shot to the side of Crotch's head.
Oh Crotch is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lice lands a body punch in the clinch.
Crotch is breathing heavily.
Lice softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Lice.
Lice prevents a body shot from Crotch.
Lice lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Crotch to his knees! Lice keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:04 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bimbo Lice!