PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Frank Harris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and El Taquito Pantalones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Harris's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Cult of Personality - Living Colour. Pantalones has chosen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHU-AJTn0I8 as his entrance music. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Harris
vs
Taquito Pantalones

215 cm
29
285 lbs
18 - 9 - 0

210 cm
31
313 lbs
17 - 11 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Decent wrestler
Good low kicks
Heavy handed

Steel Penn's Skin Shop *laundry 93%

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Frank Harris!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, El Taquito Pantalones!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pantalones fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Harris manages to avoid it.
Harris swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

Harris has closed the distance and engaged Pantalones in a clinch.
Pantalones trying to stall but Harris improves his position.
Harris can't find room to land a body shot as Pantalones controls the action.
Harris taking a breather.
Pantalones stalling in the clinch.
Harris misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Harris just leaning against Pantalones, taking a breather.
Pantalones is trying to maintain a safe position but Harris gets an underhook and turns Pantalones into the cage.
Harris blocking some punches.
Harris lands a body punch.
Harris stalling the fight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Harris tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Pantalones tries to break the clinch but Harris is controlling the position.
Harris being controlled against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Harris.
Harris struggles to land a body shot inside as Pantalones controls his hands.
Pantalones is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Pantalones misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Harris is looking to control Pantalones's arms but Pantalones gets an underhook and turns him. Now Harris has his back to the cage.
Pantalones working aggressively here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Harris doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Harris taking a breather.
The referee calls for Pantalones to work.
Pantalones is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Harris working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Pantalones controlling the action here for a moment.
Harris pushes Pantalones back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Harris lands a left hand.
Harris lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

It looks like El Taquito Pantalones has been cut.
Stalling in the clinch from Pantalones.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pantalones trying to control the position but instead, Harris has worked for underhooks and has pushed Pantalones into the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by El Taquito Pantalones.
Pantalones lands a leg kick that knocks Harris off balance momentarily.
Pantalones throws a leg kick

and Harris holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Harris lands a right hand that snaps the head of Pantalones backwards.
Harris throws a head punch that misses.
Harris has a couple of punches blocked by Pantalones.
Pantalones prevents a body shot from Harris.
Harris working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Harris.
Pantalones scores with a shoulder strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Harris scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A short right from Harris.
Come on Harris - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Harris tries a body shot but Pantalones blocks it.
Pantalones is pushing Harris up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Pantalones.
Pantalones leaning his opponent against the cage.
Pantalones is trying to force a seperation but Harris has the dominant position.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Harris misses with some punches.
Pantalones is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Harris is keeping busy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Frank Harris will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on El Taquito Pantalones's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Harris moves in looking to clinch but Pantalones pushes him off.
A clash of legs there as Harris blocks the low kick.
Harris walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

It looks like Frank Harris has been cut.
Pantalones swings for the body but Harris moves out of range.
Pantalones buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pantalones fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Harris.
Pantalones turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Pantalones dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A nice inside leg kick there by Pantalones. That's going to slow Harris down.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Pantalones lands a big uppercut and Harris crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Harris looks OK. Pantalones waves Harris back to his feet!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Harris stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Pantalones.
Harris checks the leg kick.
Pantalones throws a nice inside leg kick.
Pantalones dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Pantalones misses with a body shot.

Pantalones feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Harris sprawling to the canvas! Harris rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Pantalones finish him?!

Harris is rocked!
Pantalones is looking to slow Harris down with leg kicks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Harris walks into a straight right, dropping him to the canvas! Pantalones swarms him and finishes the fight with a hail of punches! What a brutal finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:06 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). El Taquito Pantalones!