PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Mike The Meth Addict (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kosti Johannes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Meth Addict kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Lava Lava by Boys Noize. Johannes is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Raised Fist - Killing It. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

The Meth Addict
vs
Johannes

196 cm
26
194 lbs
17 - 9 - 0

181 cm
28
198 lbs
24 - 11 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Mike The Meth Addict!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kosti Johannes!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Roosa Järviläinen and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Johannes throws a leg kick which misses The Meth Addict's front leg but catches the back leg as The Meth Addict tries to avoid it.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Johannes, right into the meat.
Johannes lands a nice leg kick that just misses The Meth Addict's sensitive parts.
Johannes fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Johannes misses with a looping left.
Johannes stuns The Meth Addict with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Johannes thumps The Meth Addict with a low kick.
Johannes throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and The Meth Addict counters with a nice uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Meth Addict tries to move into range but Johannes moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
The Meth Addict with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Johannes to score with a decent uppercut.
A solid body kick from Johannes.
Johannes walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. The Meth Addict checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Meth Addict missing with a left hand there. Johannes was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Johannes throws an ugly left hook that misses
and The Meth Addict counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
The Meth Addict swings for the body but Johannes moves out of range.
Johannes throws a hook but The Meth Addict blocks it.
Some wild striking there from Johannes.
Johannes lands with a shot to the body.
A combination from Johannes does no damage.
The Meth Addict misses with a combination
and Johannes counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Meth Addict swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
The Meth Addict throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Johannes sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jab by Johannes.
Johannes slips a jab and a cross from The Meth Addict.
Johannes scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Meth Addict moves out of range as Johannes strikes.
The Meth Addict throws an overhand right that lands on Johannes's shoulder, as Johannes tries to avoid the shot.
The Meth Addict lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Johannes circles away quickly and effectively.
Johannes misses with a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Johannes throws a combination that misses
and Johannes takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The Meth Addict dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Johannes tries to land a front kick but The Meth Addict steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Johannes wants to slow The Meth Addict down by chopping away at his legs.
The Meth Addict avoids the body shot from Johannes.
The Meth Addict slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Johannes throws a low kick but it's checked well by The Meth Addict.
The Meth Addict misses with an uppercut.
The Meth Addict drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Johannes moves out of range as The Meth Addict strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Johannes scores with the left hand. The Meth Addict knows he should have avoided that one.
Johannes shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has The Meth Addict pinned against the cage. The Meth Addict gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Johannes jabs at The Meth Addict's body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Meth Addict throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

Johannes shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in The Meth Addict's guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Johannes is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Johannes slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kosti Johannes dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Johannes moves into range and connects with a jab.
A swing and a miss from Johannes.
The Meth Addict slaps away a takedown attempt from Johannes, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Jab by Johannes.
A combination from The Meth Addict does no damage.
Mike The Meth Addict is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Johannes tests The Meth Addict's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The Meth Addict cracks Johannes with an open hand slap.
Mike The Meth Addict is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Johannes jabs The Meth Addict right on the nose. The Meth Addict blinks but takes it well.
Johannes throws a nice looking combination but The Meth Addict bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Nice jab there from Johannes.
Johannes stuns The Meth Addict with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
The Meth Addict lands with a nice body punch.
The Meth Addict misses the shot to the body.
Johannes walks into a straight right hand from The Meth Addict.
The Meth Addict slips a straight right by Johannes.
Johannes displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as The Meth Addict throws out the jab.
The Meth Addict moves out of range as Johannes throws a body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Meth Addict misses with a straight right.
Kosti Johannes seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Meth Addict scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Johannes misses with a double jab.
Johannes attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Johannes scores with a jab. The Meth Addict acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Johannes tries to score a power double leg takedown but The Meth Addict sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Johannes somewhat.
The Meth Addict scores with a jab. Johannes acknowledges it with a nod of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Meth Addict misses the shot to the body.
Johannes swinging wildly here.
Johannes scores with a hook to the body. The Meth Addict takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The Meth Addict throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Johannes throws a hook to the side of The Meth Addict's head but The Meth Addict sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Johannes walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Johannes misses with a looping right.
A swing and a miss from The Meth Addict.
The Meth Addict connects with a single shot there.
Kosti Johannes seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Johannes throws a low kick but The Meth Addict moves out of range easily.
Johannes clobbers The Meth Addict with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
The Meth Addict bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Johannes's head.
A swing and a miss from The Meth Addict.
Johannes throws a nice looking combination but The Meth Addict bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Johannes explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Johannes throws an uppercut from half a mile away. The Meth Addict sees it coming and avoids it easily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Johannes finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Johannes thuds a left hand into The Meth Addict's body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kosti Johannes showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

The Meth Addict takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Johannes uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from The Meth Addict.
Johannes tests The Meth Addict's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The Meth Addict throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Johannes misses with a hook.
Johannes wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The Meth Addict avoids the head kick by Johannes.
Johannes tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Johannes throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Johannes ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Johannes takes a shot right to the bread basket.
The Meth Addict misses with a straight right.
The Meth Addict rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Johannes counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The Meth Addict keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A left and a right from The Meth Addict both land. Nice combination.
A decent looking cross lands there for Johannes.
A slow jab from Johannes misses its intended target.
Johannes scores with a hook to the body. The Meth Addict takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Johannes cracks The Meth Addict with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Johannes closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
The Meth Addict stuffs the takedown.
Johannes bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps The Meth Addict's head backwards.
The Meth Addict fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Johannes looks to land a combination. The Meth Addict sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
The Meth Addict throws a combination. Johannes tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Johannes.
The Meth Addict throws an overhand right that lands on Johannes's shoulder, as Johannes tries to avoid the shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Johannes cracks The Meth Addict with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Johannes misses with the combination.
A combination from The Meth Addict does no damage.
Johannes throws a sloppy head kick and The Meth Addict moves out of range easily.
The Meth Addict misses with a jab, cross combination.
Johannes avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Johannes connects with a looping right hand.
Johannes lands a jab to the nose.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Meth Addict looks to land a combination but Johannes avoids it well.
The Meth Addict swings widly with a right hand
and Johannes makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Johannes misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Johannes is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by The Meth Addict.
The fighters circle momentarily. The Meth Addict darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Johannes thows a body shot but no joy.
The Meth Addict throws a shot from downtown. Johannes moves away and avoids it.
Mike The Meth Addict has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Kosti Johannes is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Johannes moves out of range as The Meth Addict strikes.

And that's the end of the fight!
Kosti Johannes comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Johannes has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 27:30
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kosti Johannes!