PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ichabod Klopfenstein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pixar Bonan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bonan has chosen Morbid Angel - Immortal Rites as his entrance music. Ichabod Klopfenstein has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Klopfenstein
vs
Bonan

169 cm
29
168 lbs
18 - 6 - 0

175 cm
25
175 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ichabod Klopfenstein !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Pixar Bonan!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Bruno Hogan and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bonan misses with the combination.
Bonan throws a front kick aimed at Klopfenstein 's knee but Klopfenstein avoids it well.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Klopfenstein .
Bonan throws a leg kick that misses.
Klopfenstein just misses with a punch to the body.
Bonan misses with a few strikes there.
Bonan blocks the body kick.
Bonan looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bonan falls off balance throwing a combination
and Klopfenstein counters with a head kick. That will keep Bonan thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Ichabod Klopfenstein seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bonan throws a right and a left that Klopfenstein avoids nicely.
Klopfenstein blocks a head kick by Bonan.
Bonan swats away the attempt to clinch by Klopfenstein .
Klopfenstein connects with a leg kick. Bonan looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bonan takes a swing at Klopfenstein 's ribcage but misses.
Klopfenstein throws a hook but Bonan avoids it easily.
Klopfenstein pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Bonan instigates a clinch.
Klopfenstein gets underhooks to prevent Bonan's takedown attempt.
Bonan tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.

Bonan decides to pull guard.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Bonan is looking to stand up but Klopfenstein isn't so interested in that idea.
Bonan working a defensive guard here.
Bonan keeping full guard, as Klopfenstein tries to pass.
Bonan has momentary wrist control but Klopfenstein slips an elbow through the middle.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Klopfenstein trying to control the position from guard on top but Bonan is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Klopfenstein is in close to Bonan's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Klopfenstein throws a big right hand that misses.

Bonan pushes Klopfenstein off and scrambles back to his feet.
Bonan wants to clinch.
Klopfenstein lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bonan throws out a leg kick but Klopfenstein moves out of range and Bonan only half commits.
An inside leg kick lands from Klopfenstein .
A punch combination from Bonan misses.
Klopfenstein throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Klopfenstein misses with a shot to the body
and Bonan counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bonan takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Klopfenstein thuds his shin into the meat of Bonan's side.
Klopfenstein dodges the punch combination from Bonan.
Klopfenstein pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bonan takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Klopfenstein looks to score with a jab to the body but Bonan is just out of range.
Nice uppercut lands for Bonan. That snapped Klopfenstein 's head back.
Bonan tried to score with a low kick but Klopfenstein checks it.
Bonan tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A nice leg kick lands there from Klopfenstein .

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Klopfenstein throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Bonan.

It looks like Pixar Bonan has been cut.
Klopfenstein throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Klopfenstein plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Klopfenstein uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bonan.
Bonan throws a nice looking combination but Klopfenstein bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bonan looks gassed!
Bonan avoids the head kick by Klopfenstein .
Bonan walks forward, straight into a front kick from Klopfenstein .
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A solid body kick from Klopfenstein .
Klopfenstein tries to close the distance and clinch but Bonan swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Bonan tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

Klopfenstein lands a big head kick that sends Bonan tumbling to the mat! Klopfenstein takes a step backwards and waves Bonan back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Klopfenstein fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Bonan.
Klopfenstein with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

Bonan fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Klopfenstein sprawls well initially but Bonan persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Klopfenstein desperately trying to maintain half guard.
Klopfenstein moves into full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bonan trying to control but Klopfenstein is working from the bottom.
Klopfenstein seems keen to control Bonan's posture.
Klopfenstein bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Bonan's guard.
Klopfenstein with a nice head shot there.
Klopfenstein keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Bonan's head.

Bonan is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.

Klopfenstein drags the fight down to the ground.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bonan trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Klopfenstein preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Bonan is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ichabod Klopfenstein dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Pixar Bonan's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Bonan moves in looking to clinch but Klopfenstein pushes him off.
Bonan throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Klopfenstein sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bonan wants to clinch up but Klopfenstein keeps it at a distance.
Bonan shoots for a takedown but Klopfenstein saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Klopfenstein .
Klopfenstein thows a body shot but no joy.
Klopfenstein pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Klopfenstein fakes the leg kick and cracks Bonan in the body.
Klopfenstein fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bonan manages to avoid it.
Bonan uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Klopfenstein .
Pixar Bonan is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bonan misses with a wild combination.
Bonan misses with a double jab.

Klopfenstein lands a big head kick that sends Bonan tumbling to the mat! Klopfenstein takes a step backwards and waves Bonan back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Klopfenstein is looking to wear down Bonan with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bonan moves to clinch but Klopfenstein breaks away
and Klopfenstein counters with a solid body kick.
Bonan is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bonan catches Klopfenstein with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Bonan works Klopfenstein 's body with a nice hook.
Klopfenstein keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

That has opened up Pixar Bonan's cut even more.
Klopfenstein lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Klopfenstein misses with a body shot.
Ichabod Klopfenstein is winning the standup battle so far.
Klopfenstein throws a half hearted mid kick.
Bonan avoids the body shot from Klopfenstein .
Klopfenstein feints a jab promting Bonan to slip. Klopfenstein then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Bonan slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Klopfenstein thumps Bonan with a low kick.
Klopfenstein throws a head kick that misses.
Klopfenstein moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Klopfenstein pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Klopfenstein slips a jab and a cross from Bonan.
Klopfenstein drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

Klopfenstein moves into the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Klopfenstein trying to land knees to the body.

Klopfenstein jumps into guard, dragging Bonan to the mat.
Klopfenstein keeping moving, preventing Bonan from controlling successfully.
Bonan must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.

Klopfenstein pushes Bonan off and gets back to his feet.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Bonan checks a leg kick.
Bonan just misses with a punch to the body.
Klopfenstein throws a looping overhand right but Bonan ducks down to avoid it.
Klopfenstein dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Bonan. That did some damage!
Bonan misses with a series of wild punches.
Bonan fails with an attempt to clinch.
Klopfenstein looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Klopfenstein blocks a low kick nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bonan looks to land a left hand but Klopfenstein moved out of range nicely.
Klopfenstein connects with a solid leg kick.
Klopfenstein scores with a three punch combo!
Sloppy strikes from Bonan. Those never looked like landing.
Klopfenstein tries a head kick but it misses.
Bonan throws a one two combo.
Klopfenstein fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Bonan.

Klopfenstein gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Bonan wants to stall.

Klopfenstein 's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Klopfenstein scoring well with a low kick there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Klopfenstein throws a sloppy head kick and Bonan moves out of range easily.
Bonan looks for a takedown but Klopfenstein sprawls well.
Klopfenstein ducks under a wild hook from Bonan.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Klopfenstein with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Bonan misses with a double jab.
Bonan is looking to clinch but Klopfenstein is avoiding it.
A thudding body kick lands there by Klopfenstein !
Klopfenstein lands with a kick to the ribs.
Klopfenstein lets loose with a powerful body kick. Bonan will feel that in the morning.
Klopfenstein fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Bonan takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Bonan uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Klopfenstein .
An inside leg kick lands from Klopfenstein .
Bonan keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Klopfenstein .
Klopfenstein throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Bonan.

The cut above Pixar Bonan's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bonan chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Klopfenstein can pounce on him.
Klopfenstein lands a head kick. Bonan smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Klopfenstein lands with a slapping head kick.
A head kick from Klopfenstein lands but Bonan takes it in his stride.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ichabod Klopfenstein dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Pixar Bonan's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! And we move into the final round!

Klopfenstein lands a leg kick that knocks Bonan off balance momentarily.
Bonan misses the shot to the body.
Klopfenstein is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bonan can do to turn this around?
Bonan throws a sloppy head kick and Klopfenstein moves out of range easily.
Klopfenstein misses with the combination.
Bonan misses with a wild body shot.
Klopfenstein is looking to slow Bonan down with leg kicks.
Klopfenstein lands with a kick to the temple. Bonan shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Bonan swings for the body but Klopfenstein moves out of range.
Klopfenstein throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.

Bonan is rocked!
Klopfenstein circles away from the clinch attempt.
Bonan is still on wobbly legs! Can Klopfenstein finish him?
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Klopfenstein throws a head kick but Bonan moves out of range.
Klopfenstein throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Bonan's head.

Pixar Bonan's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Klopfenstein showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bonan.
Bonan takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klopfenstein misses with a body kick.
Bonan avoids the body shot from Klopfenstein .
Bonan keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Klopfenstein is looking to score with low kicks.
Bonan seems to have recovered his senses.
Klopfenstein throws a right and a left that Bonan avoids nicely.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Bonan is defended easily by Klopfenstein .
Bonan throws a series of punches but Klopfenstein avoids them all with ease.
Klopfenstein throws a quick inside leg kick.
Klopfenstein throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Klopfenstein throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Bonan tries to bum rush Klopfenstein with a series of wild strikes but Klopfenstein uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Klopfenstein swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Klopfenstein is looking to land body kicks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Klopfenstein .
Bonan steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Klopfenstein .

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Klopfenstein keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Bonan's efforts to push away.
Klopfenstein lands a damaging elbow.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Pixar Bonan's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:36 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Ichabod Klopfenstein !
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Ichabod Klopfenstein made sure he mentioned XTREME PWNAGE, along with how happy he was to win his fight.