PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alexandera Boobjob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ira Stein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be fireworks!

Boobjob
vs
Stein

190 cm
20
300 lbs
1 - 4 - 0

198 cm
22
269 lbs
2 - 6 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Alexandera Boobjob!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Ira Stein!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Saam Ante and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stein lands a nice hook to Boobjob's body. Boobjob takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Boobjob could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Decent striking displayed by Stein there.

It looks like Alexandera Boobjob has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Boobjob throws a head kick but Stein moves out of range.
Stein sizes up Boobjob with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Boobjob is breathing heavily.

Stein cracks Boobjob with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Boobjob looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Stein finish him?

Boobjob is rocked!

Alexandera Boobjob's cut is getting worse.
Boobjob ducks under a wild hook from Stein.
Oh Boobjob is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Stein throws out a loose jab but Boobjob uses good head movement to avoid it.
Boobjob bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Boobjob blocks a jab.
Boobjob ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Boobjob ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Boobjob bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Boobjob moves out of range as Stein strikes.
Stein connects with a left and a right that sees a clearly hurt Boobjob covering up! Stein comes in with a big uppercut and Boobjob goes doooown! He's slumped up against the cage, eyes staring blankly into space.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Ira Stein!