PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Adam Carolla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Julian The Fury (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Carolla's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Gotta Get It On from Taboo 2. The Fury has chosen Eminem - White America as his entrance music. Adam Carolla has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Carolla
vs
The Fury

198 cm
32
201 lbs
25 - 20 - 0

185 cm
31
187 lbs
11 - 15 - 0

Dangerous GnP
World class boxer
Very quick

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Adam Carolla!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Julian The Fury!
The judges for this bout are Leandro Rodrigues, Daniel Cesar and Alexandre Firmino.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Fury takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Carolla lands a nice shot to the body.
The Fury misses with a jab, cross combination.
Carolla scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Carolla scores with a hook.
The Fury takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Fury gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Carolla counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps The Fury thinking.
The Fury throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The Fury fails with a takedown attempt.
Nice uppercut there from Carolla.
The Fury will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Adam Carolla has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Julian The Fury.
Carolla lands a jab to The Fury's midsection.
Adam Carolla is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Carolla uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from The Fury.
The Fury throws a hook but Carolla blocks it.
A combination from The Fury does no damage.
Carolla scores with a jab to the body.
Carolla lands with a shot to the body.
Carolla defending well as The Fury loads up on a big left hand.
Carolla fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. The Fury looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
The Fury looks gassed!
Carolla scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
A jab lands there for Carolla.
Julian The Fury seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Fury drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A decent looking cross lands there for Carolla.
The Fury has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from The Fury there as he acknowledges the shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Fury shoots and misses
and Carolla counters with a right hand to the body.
Carolla lands with a nice body punch.
Carolla's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Carolla duly obliges.

The Fury is rocked!
Carolla is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Carolla feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits The Furys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
The Fury is still on wobbly legs! Can Carolla finish him?
Carolla swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
The Fury seems to have recovered his senses.
Carolla lands with a right hand.
Carolla throws a series of punches but The Fury moves out of range.
Carolla blocks a jab.
The Fury closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
The Fury is trying desperately to land a takedown but Carolla is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for The Fury.
The Fury tries to clinch up but Carolla circles away and keeps his distance.
The Fury walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Carolla with a hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Fury gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Carolla counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Carolla is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
A jab from Carolla does it's job there.
Carolla is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
The Fury throws a leg kick
and Carolla connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Carolla fails to land with a series of punches.
Carolla slaps away a takedown attempt from The Fury, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Carolla leaves The Fury with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Carolla lands with an uppercut that bounces The Fury off the cage and back into range.
Carolla misses with a series of wild punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Carolla scores with a jab to the jaw.
Decent striking displayed by Carolla there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A nice combination there by Carolla.
The Fury fails with a takedown attempt.
The Fury shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Carolla as he avoids it easily.
The crowd cheers as Carolla lands an impressive looking overhand right. The Fury doesn't seem phased though.
Carolla catches The Fury with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The Fury shoots in for a takedown but Carolla shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Decent striking displayed by Carolla there.
Carolla jabs at The Fury's body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Adam Carolla dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Carolla connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
The Fury shoots in for a double leg but Carolla sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
The Fury takes a jab right on the kisser.
Carolla feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits The Furys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
The Fury dives in and grabs Carolla's left leg, looking for a takedown. Carolla pushes down on The Fury's head and hops out.
Carolla lands with a good body shot.
Carolla scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Carolla throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent The Fury stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

Oooooh!!! Carolla has knocked The Fury down with a huge combo! Carolla steps away and waves a wobbly The Fury back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
The Fury has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.

Carolla cracks The Fury with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Carolla has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning The Fury to stand back up!
Carolla ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with The Fury's jaw. The Fury's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! Carolla does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Adam Carolla!
Adam Carolla thanked the fans post fight for their support.