PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Peter Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Adolf Hitler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Adolf Hitler has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Johnson
vs
Hitler

175 cm
21
145 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

150 cm
22
150 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Peter Johnson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Adolf Hitler!
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Ivan Kurochkin and Fedor Mirinova.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Johnson misses the jab.
Johnson misses with a double jab.

Hitler changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Johnson looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.

Hitler is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Johnson knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Johnson sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.

Johnson is looking to sinch up a gullotine here but Hitler pulls his head out easily.

Johnson actively working from the bottom here.
Johnson is breathing heavily.
Johnson is staying active underneath Hitler, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Hitler slows the pace down in half guard.
Hitler is pressing down on Johnson's thigh, looking to free his foot. Johnson is holding on for now.
Hitler looks to score some points with some ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Hitler is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Johnson is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Adolf Hitler!