PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Bhut Jolokia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and George Walker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that George Walker was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Jolokia
vs
Walker

185 cm
25
163 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

185 cm
22
170 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Self confident

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bhut Jolokia !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, George Walker!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Walker tries to sprawl but Jolokia drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Jolokia takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Walker trying to hold on to Jolokia 's head to control him but Jolokia postures up.
Jolokia looks to score some points with some ground and pound.

Jolokia seems to be looking for submissions.
Jolokia is thwarting Walker's attempts to control the position.
Jolokia throwing shots but Walker is blocking nicely.

Jolokia is working for a kimura but Walker is defending it quite comfortably.
Walker is looking for a sweep. Jolokia is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Jolokia seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Walker does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Jolokia seems to be working for a kimura but Walker defends the submission attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Walker blocking the ground and pound attempt from Jolokia .
Jolokia prevents Walker from standing back up.

Jolokia is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Walker has managed to free his arm - good work.
Jolokia prevents Walker from improving his position.

Walker is defending against the submission attempts here by Jolokia .

Jolokia is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Walker sees it coming and defends easily.
Jolokia not landing any meaningful shots this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Walker is trying to get back to full guard.
Jolokia trying to control the action but Walker is working from the bottom.
Walker really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Jolokia . If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

Jolokia is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Walker doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Jolokia .

Jolokia is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Walker wants to control but Jolokia is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Walker is refusing to be controlled, as Jolokia sits in half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Jolokia is looking for a kimura here.
Jolokia working Walker over with strikes.
Jolokia is thwarting Walker's attempts to control the position.

Jolokia is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Walker is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Bhut Jolokia !
Bhut Jolokia took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, HITME! Clothing Line (Chuck Norris Collection) for their support in the buildup to the fight.