PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between War Machine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ugga Bugga (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Machine's entrance music is War Machine. A fine choice. The crowd seem to be enjoying Bugga's choice of entrance music: Execution Style. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Machine
vs
Bugga

203 cm
26
278 lbs
15 - 2 - 0

195 cm
23
220 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
Great elbows
Powerful

Convicted Trap House
Conviction

Adam's NORTHERN WILD

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, War Machine!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ugga Bugga!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Roosa Järviläinen and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bugga stalks Machine and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Machine's face. Machine staggers backwards, shaken.
Bugga checks a leg kick.
Bugga scores with a jab to the head.
Bugga throws a jab but it's blocked by Machine.
Machine missing with a left hand there. Bugga was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bugga throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Bugga uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Machine.
Bugga cracks Machine with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Bugga tries to clinch there but Machine circles away.
Machine throws a hook to the side of Bugga's head but Bugga sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Machine, right into the meat.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Machine moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Bugga misses with a body kick.
Bugga scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Machine bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Bugga looks gassed!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Machine, right into the meat.
Bugga takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

Machine lands a big uppercut and Bugga crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Bugga looks OK. Machine waves Bugga back to his feet!

Bugga is rocked!

It looks like Ugga Bugga has been cut.
Machine looks to score with a jab to the body but Bugga is just out of range.
Bugga is still on wobbly legs! Can Machine finish him?
Machine ducks down and throws a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Machine is stalking Bugga. Bugga circles to his left. Keeps circling left. Bam! Straight right from Machine, and it's lights out! Bugga really payed the price for that rookie mistake.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). War Machine!
War Machine took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'Hows that for power? Keep wishing Bank Rupt you fuckin baby!'.