PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Shdhxjedjx Huhncfhjjfr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joey Kocur (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Shdhxjedjx Huhncfhjjfr could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Joey Kocur's chin.

Huhncfhjjfr
vs
Kocur

225 cm
26
220 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

192 cm
25
270 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
KO power

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Shdhxjedjx Huhncfhjjfr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Joey Kocur!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Frank Dennis and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Huhncfhjjfr throws a right hand that Kocur ducks under and follows up with a left that Kocur also avoids with ease.
Huhncfhjjfr moves in looking to clinch but Kocur pushes him off.
Huhncfhjjfr closes the distance looking to clinch

and Kocur counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Ground and pound from Kocur.
Huhncfhjjfr looks like he's trying to stand up.
Huhncfhjjfr is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Kocur scores with a couple of nice shots.
Huhncfhjjfr really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kocur stalling.
Kocur working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Kocur scores with a big shot! Huhncfhjjfr's head bounced off the canvas with a huge thud! More strikes land and the referee has jumped in to save Huhncfhjjfr! He was hurt real bad - good stoppage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Joey Kocur!