PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Manfred E Toeson Esq (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Clarence Kelo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Toeson Esq comes to the cage accompanied by I Am the Walrus. Manfred E Toeson Esq had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

E Toeson Esq
vs
Kelo

187 cm
21
206 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

189 cm
22
220 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Dangerous knees
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Manfred E Toeson Esq!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Clarence Kelo!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Toeson Esq fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Kelo shoots in but Toeson Esq avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Kelo smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Toeson Esq misses with a hook.
Kelo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Toeson Esq was well out of range. Poor timing from Kelo.
Toeson Esq fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kelo manages to avoid it.
Toeson Esq ducks under a wild hook from Kelo.
Kelo misses with a straight right.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Kelo, as that shot connected.

Kelo shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Toeson Esq working a defensive guard here.

Toeson Esq is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Kelo trying to control but Toeson Esq is working from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kelo postures up in Toeson Esq's guard and throws a big left but Toeson Esq blocks it.
Toeson Esq looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Kelo looking to pass the guard.
Toeson Esq pulls Kelo in to control the position.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Kelo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Toeson Esq misses with a head kick.
Kelo connects with a nice looking jab.
Kelo thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kelo takes a kick to the side of the head.

Kelo looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Toeson Esq!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kelo looking to ground and pound but Toeson Esq is blocking nicely.
Kelo looking to control but Toeson Esq is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Kelo sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Toeson Esq is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Kelo has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Kelo lands a heavy elbow.
Poor strikes thrown by Kelo there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Toeson Esq slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.

Kelo is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Toeson Esq doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Kelo.
Toeson Esq wants to get back to full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kelo seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Toeson Esq does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Toeson Esq trying to control here.

Toeson Esq pushes Kelo off and gets back to his feet.
A big right from Toeson Esq misses.
Kelo cracks Toeson Esq with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Toeson Esq checks a low kick from Kelo.
Toeson Esq uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kelo.
Kelo takes a swing at Toeson Esq's ribcage but misses.
Kelo uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Toeson Esq has time to react.
Toeson Esq tries to land a front kick but Kelo steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Toeson Esq looks for the body kick but Kelo saw that one coming.
Kelo lands with a right hand.
Toeson Esq throws a leg kick but Kelo checks it.
Toeson Esq throws a wild body kick that Kelo sees coming a mile off.
Toeson Esq slips under a jab from Kelo.
Kelo connects with a jab.
Kelo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Toeson Esq was well out of range. Poor timing from Kelo.
Toeson Esq walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Kelo checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Kelo looks to land a left hand but Toeson Esq moved out of range nicely.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kelo takes a swing at Toeson Esq's ribcage but misses.
Toeson Esq throws a leg kick but Kelo checks it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kelo tries to close the distance and clinch up but Toeson Esq swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Toeson Esq throws a right and a left that both miss.
Toeson Esq uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kelo.
Kelo takes a shot to the body in his stride.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Clarence Kelo dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Toeson Esq lands a body shot.
A low kick from Toeson Esq misses

and Kelo decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Toeson Esq's guard.
Toeson Esq controlling the position.
Kelo pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Toeson Esq is keeping the position for now.
Toeson Esq looking to control.
Kelo scoring with punches to the head and body.
Kelo wants to pass the guard but Toeson Esq is keeping the position.
Kelo postures up.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Kelo working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Toeson Esq preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Kelo is looking to work some ground and pound but Toeson Esq has wrist control.

Toeson Esq escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Kelo gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Toeson Esq wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Toeson Esq trying to keep a closed guard but Kelo is proving a slippery customer.
Kelo postures up in Toeson Esq's guard and throws a big left but Toeson Esq blocks it.
Toeson Esq controls Kelo momentarily but Kelo frees himself.
Toeson Esq tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Kelo throws a big right hand that misses.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Manfred E Toeson Esq.
A good leg kick by Toeson Esq.
Kelo uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Toeson Esq.
Kelo stuns Toeson Esq with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good standup being displayed there by Toeson Esq as he connects with a hook.
Toeson Esq throws a solid leg kick but Kelo takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq throws a leg kick which misses Kelo's front leg but catches the back leg as Kelo tries to avoid it.
Some wild striking there from Toeson Esq.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Toeson Esq swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Toeson Esq is looking to chop away at Kelo's legs.
Kelo gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Kelo listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Toeson Esq ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Toeson Esq throws a body punch but Kelo moves out of range.
Kelo takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Toeson Esq tries a head kick but it misses.
A combination from Kelo does no damage.
Manfred E Toeson Esq is winning the standup battle so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kelo dives in and grabs Toeson Esq's left leg, looking for a takedown. Toeson Esq pushes down on Kelo's head and hops out.
Toeson Esq is looking to slow Kelo down with leg kicks.
Kelo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Toeson Esq moves away.
Nice sprawl there from Toeson Esq as Kelo shoots in.
Kelo is breathing heavily.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Kelo.
Manfred E Toeson Esq has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Clarence Kelo.
Toeson Esq lands a glancing blow to the side of Kelo's head.
Kelo tries to close the distance and clinch but Toeson Esq swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Toeson Esq slaps away a takedown attempt from Kelo, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Toeson Esq - that will leave a mark!
Toeson Esq fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Nice defenses there by Kelo.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Toeson Esq throws a body punch but Kelo moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kelo tries to clinch but Toeson Esq is having none of it.
Toeson Esq swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Toeson Esq leaves Kelo with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Toeson Esq pushes Kelo away with a front kick.
Toeson Esq throws a push kick but Kelo slaps the foot to one side.
The fighters circling - Kelo throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
The crowd cheers as Toeson Esq lands an impressive looking overhand right. Kelo doesn't seem phased though.
Kelo misses with a takedown attempt - Toeson Esq sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Kelo staying out of range there.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Toeson Esq catches Kelo with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Toeson Esq throws a body punch but Kelo moves out of range.
Toeson Esq with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Manfred E Toeson Esq dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Kelo has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Toeson Esq throws a jab but it's blocked by Kelo.
Toeson Esq lands an overhand right.
Toeson Esq throws a half hearted mid kick.
Toeson Esq tries to land a leg kick but Kelo saw it coming and moves away.
Toeson Esq throws a wild body kick that Kelo sees coming a mile off.
Toeson Esq works Kelo's body with a nice hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kelo scores with a jab to the head.
Kelo leaves Toeson Esq with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Kelo throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Toeson Esq counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Toeson Esq swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kelo takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Toeson Esq lands a nice hook to Kelo's body. Kelo takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Kelo throws a shot from downtown. Toeson Esq moves away and avoids it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Toeson Esq shoots in for a takedown but Kelo shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Kelo ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Kelo tries to score with a low kick but Toeson Esq moves his leg out of the way.
A head kick misses from Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Kelo fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A good leg kick by Toeson Esq.
Kelo checks a low kick from Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Toeson Esq connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Toeson Esq avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Toeson Esq throws a body kick that misses.

Kelo looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Toeson Esq looking for a sweep. Not yet Toeson Esq, not yet.
Toeson Esq is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Toeson Esq seems keen to control Kelo's posture.
Kelo looking to pass the guard.
Toeson Esq working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Kelo.
Kelo trying to control the position from guard on top but Toeson Esq is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Kelo postures up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Manfred E Toeson Esq has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Kelo fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.

Kelo shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Kelo throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Kelo wants to control the pace but Toeson Esq is squirming around nicely.
Kelo lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Toeson Esq hang on?
Kelo throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Kelo trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Toeson Esq is looking to get to half guard.
Clarence Kelo has got the better of the ground game so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kelo pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kelo thowing shots but they're missing.
Toeson Esq is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Kelo can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Toeson Esq is looking to escape.
Toeson Esq is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Kelo can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Toeson Esq is looking to escape.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Toeson Esq is trying to stand.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Manfred E Toeson Esq.
I think Toeson Esq has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 29:28
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 29:28
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Manfred E Toeson Esq!
An out of breath Manfred E Toeson Esq thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.