PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jonny Knoxville (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Knock Out (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Knoxville comes to the cage accompanied by Big Ballz. Knock Out has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Knoxville
vs
Out

200 cm
22
140 lbs
5 - 8 - 0

155 cm
25
141 lbs
9 - 11 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Good knees
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

1337 ANZAC

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jonny Knoxville!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Knock Out!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Johanna Lukiainen and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Out takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Out waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Knoxville.
Knoxville throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Knoxville fails with an attempt to clinch.
Knoxville digs a good body shot into Out's ribs.
Knoxville is trying hard to land a takedown here. Out sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Knoxville fails with a takedown attempt.
Knoxville is looking to clinch but Out is avoiding it.
A telegraphed right hand from Out misses the target.
Knoxville throws a quick inside leg kick.
Out misses with a right hand
and Knoxville counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Out thinking.
Out pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Knoxville really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Knoxville slips a jab from Out.

Knoxville has closed the distance and engaged Out in a clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Out is defending well against a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jonny Knoxville. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Knoxville tries to score a body lock takedown but Out shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Knoxville changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Out fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Out missing with a left hand there. Knoxville was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Out uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Out misses with a looping left.
Knoxville tries to clinch there but Out circles away.
Knoxville will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.

Knoxville looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Out!
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Knoxville throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Out's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Knoxville sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Poor strikes thrown by Knoxville there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Knoxville takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Knoxville's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Out is squirming around, avoiding Knoxville's attempts to control the action.
Knoxville controlling from mount.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Jonny Knoxville just wasn't active enough.
Out circles away from the clinch attempt.
Knoxville uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Out.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Knoxville fails to land the takedown.
Out is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Knoxville tries to clinch but Out moves out of range.
Out throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Knoxville will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Out with a hook.
Out thows a left - swing and a miss!
No luck for Knoxville with that takedown attempt.
Out misses the shot to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Out throws a jab when Knoxville was well out of range.
Knoxville tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Out paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Out misses with a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jonny Knoxville dominated that round.
That's time! Knoxville's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Knoxville just misses with a punch to the body.
Out scores with a jab to the head.

Knoxville is rocked!
Out throws an overhand right that has Knoxville reeling! Out follows up with more punches and Knoxville is out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:14 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Knock Out!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Knock Out made sure he mentioned 1337 ANZAC , along with how happy he was to win his fight.