PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Oakley Bark (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wang Chung (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bark's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, shut em down. Chung has chosen Everybody Have Fun Tonight- Wang Chung as his entrance music. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Bark
vs
Chung

190 cm
31
175 lbs
23 - 11 - 0

185 cm
23
172 lbs
9 - 10 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Solid boxing
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 11 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Oakley Bark!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 10 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Wang Chung!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Fedor Mirinova and Valeri Chadov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chung swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bark on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Chung tries to score with a low kick but Bark moves his leg out of the way.
Chung throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Bark counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Chung's guard now.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Bark missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

Chung throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Bark throws a big elbow that misses.
Bark looking to pass the guard.
Bark chips away with some ground and pound.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bark scoring with punches to the head and body.
Bark advances to half guard.
Bark is trying to control the action in half guard but Chung is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Bark lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Chung is looking to improve his position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bark prevents Chung from standing back up.

Bark looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.

Chung is trying to control Bark's posture. Bark takes advantage of the lull and advances to side control. He also appears to have an arm triangle here! Uh oh, big trouble for Chung! Bark is rotating here... this could be the end... Chung is out! Bark has ended this one emphatically! Great submission!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Oakley Bark!
Oakley Bark retains his welterweight title!
A relieved looking Oakley Bark thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.