PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chuck Fuck Tito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kyle Mortis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Mortis's choice of entrance music: Crush 'em by Megadeth. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Fuck Tito
vs
Mortis

190 cm
29
207 lbs
14 - 4 - 0

190 cm
27
218 lbs
20 - 7 - 0

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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Chuck Fuck Tito!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kyle Mortis!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Summer Carpenter and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuck Tito looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Mortis connects with an inside leg kick.
Fuck Tito misses with a right hand
and Fuck Tito takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Mortis fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Fuck Tito is out of range.
Fuck Tito moves forwards but Mortis connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Fuck Tito will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Mortis drops his hands momentarily and Fuck Tito takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
A big right from Fuck Tito misses.
Mortis moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Fuck Tito throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sloppy strikes from Fuck Tito. Those never looked like landing.
Mortis connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Mortis fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A solid leg kick lands there for Mortis.
Mortis dodges the punch combination from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito misses with a few strikes there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuck Tito just misses with a punch to the body.
Fuck Tito throws a low kick but Mortis moves out of range easily.
Mortis scores with a nice right hand.
Fuck Tito misses with a low kick as Mortis jumps back.
Chuck Fuck Tito is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fuck Tito throws a combination that misses
and Mortis counters with a thumping low kick.
A big left from Fuck Tito misses.
Fuck Tito throws a chopping leg kick but Mortis manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Some bone on bone action there as Fuck Tito checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Fuck Tito shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Mortis swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fuck Tito misses with a straight left.
Mortis takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Mortis gets cracked there but stands up to it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito misses with a series of wild punches.
Fuck Tito misses with a left hand
and Mortis connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Chuck Fuck Tito seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fuck Tito leaves Mortis with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fuck Tito throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Mortis finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Mortis throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Fuck Tito misses with a left hand
and Mortis counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Mortis takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Mortis shoots in looking for a takedown. Fuck Tito tries to sprawl out of it but Mortis keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Fuck Tito manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Mortis keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Fuck Tito.
Mortis dodges the punch combination from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Mortis is out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mortis misses with a series of wild punches.
Mortis jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
A punch combination from Mortis misses.
Fuck Tito thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fuck Tito scores with a sloppy right hand. Mortis should have avoided that one.
Mortis fails to land with a series of punches.
Mortis throws a nice outside leg kick.
Fuck Tito looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Fuck Tito misses with an uppercut
and Mortis makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Fuck Tito tries a head kick but it misses.
Mortis throws a wild body kick that Fuck Tito sees coming a mile off.
Mortis uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fuck Tito.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito tried to score with a low kick but Mortis checks it.
Fuck Tito blocks a leg kick.
Fuck Tito thows a body shot but no joy.
Fuck Tito throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Fuck Tito thows a leg kick but Mortis checks it
and Mortis counters with a lovely straight right hand!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mortis on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Mortis bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fuck Tito throws a front kick aimed at Mortis's knee but Mortis avoids it well.
Mortis takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Fuck Tito looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fuck Tito fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Mortis fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
A big right from Mortis misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Chuck Fuck Tito will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Mortis moves out of range as Fuck Tito throws a body kick.
Mortis rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Fuck Tito moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Fuck Tito misses with a low kick.
Fuck Tito scores with a hook to the body. Mortis takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Chuck Fuck Tito is winning the standup battle so far.
Fuck Tito throws out a loose jab but Mortis uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mortis bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
No joy there for Fuck Tito, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Fuck Tito pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Fuck Tito feints and then cracks Mortis's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Mortis down.
Fuck Tito loads up on a big right hand but Mortis slips the punch.
Fuck Tito on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Mortis. Mortis obviously looking to wear him down.

Fuck Tito clinches.
Fuck Tito keeps control of Mortis as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Fuck Tito doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Mortis breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A left and a right from Mortis both land. Nice combination.
Fuck Tito lands with a good body shot.
Fuck Tito throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Mortis.
Fuck Tito keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Mortis.
Mortis misses with a low kick as Fuck Tito jumps back.
Fuck Tito bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Mortis throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fuck Tito throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Fuck Tito throws a sloppy head kick
and Mortis counters with a nice low kick that buckles Fuck Tito's knee momentarily.
Fuck Tito misses with a combination
and Mortis counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Fuck Tito throws a leg kick
and Mortis counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mortis tests Fuck Tito's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Chuck Fuck Tito is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Mortis lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Mortis throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Fuck Tito.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fuck Tito with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Fuck Tito connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Fuck Tito is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Mortis takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Fuck Tito looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Fuck Tito throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Mortis to counter with a crisp jab.
Fuck Tito pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Fuck Tito comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Fuck Tito misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mortis.
Fuck Tito takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Jab by Mortis.
Fuck Tito throws a right hand that Mortis ducks under and follows up with a left that Mortis also avoids with ease.
Fuck Tito misses with a hook
and Mortis makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Fuck Tito swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Mortis lands with a thumping leg kick.
Fuck Tito throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
enabling Mortis to counter with a crisp jab.
Mortis scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Fuck Tito throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
A decent looking cross lands there for Mortis.
Fuck Tito takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Fuck Tito fails to land with a series of punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Left hook, right uppercut from Mortis.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fuck Tito takes a jab right on the kisser.
Mortis lands an overhand right.
Fuck Tito slips under a jab.
Fuck Tito throws a lazy uppercut
and Mortis cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Mortis keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mortis lands a nice shot that snaps Fuck Tito's head back.

Fuck Tito is rocked!
Mortis scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Fuck Tito ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Mortis blocks a head kick by Fuck Tito.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fuck Tito fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Mortis checks it well.
Fuck Tito throws a jab when Mortis was well out of range.
Fuck Tito throws a jab but it's blocked by Mortis.
Mortis lands a nice leg kick that just misses Fuck Tito's sensitive parts.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kyle Mortis showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Fuck Tito's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Fuck Tito throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Mortis shoots for a double leg takedown but Fuck Tito sprawls well. He's pushed Mortis's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
A right-left combo lands from Mortis.
Fuck Tito misses with a body shot.
Fuck Tito throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Mortis sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Mortis misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A solid leg kick lands there for Mortis.
Nice defenses there by Fuck Tito.
A slapping body kick lands there for Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito tries to land a body kick
and Mortis cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Fuck Tito throws a series of punches but Mortis avoids them all with ease.
Fuck Tito fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mortis manages to avoid it.
Fuck Tito misses with a wild body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuck Tito misses the body punch
and Mortis counters with a right hand to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Mortis keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Mortis throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Fuck Tito throws a leg kick but Mortis sees it coming and moves out of range.
Fuck Tito is looking to chop away at Mortis's legs.
Fuck Tito looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Fuck Tito misses with a two punch combination.
Fuck Tito jabs at Mortis's body.

Fuck Tito fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Mortis, pushing him back against the cage.

Mortis manages to break the clinch.
Fuck Tito tries a low kick but Mortis avoids it.
Mortis looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Fuck Tito connects with an inside leg kick.
Mortis throws a solid leg kick but Fuck Tito takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Mortis.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mortis throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito throws the left hand but Mortis avoids the punch easily.
Fuck Tito throws a sloppy head kick and Mortis moves out of range easily.
Fuck Tito tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Mortis counters with a good low kick that Fuck Tito was not able to check.
Fuck Tito misses with a left hand
and Mortis counters with a thumping low kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A combination from Fuck Tito does no damage.
Fuck Tito misses with a series of wild punches.
Mortis bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Fuck Tito's head backwards.
Mortis loads up on a big right hand but Fuck Tito slips the punch.
Mortis tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Mortis takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mortis connects with an inside leg kick.
Fuck Tito misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Fuck Tito throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Mortis stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Fuck Tito displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Mortis throws out the jab.
Mortis dips to his left and cracks Fuck Tito with an uppercut!
Mortis displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Fuck Tito throws out the jab.
Mortis bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Fuck Tito throws the left hand but Mortis avoids the punch easily.
Jab by Mortis.
Fuck Tito swings for the body but Mortis moves out of range.
Mortis shoots in but Fuck Tito avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Fuck Tito lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Fuck Tito tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Mortis uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Fuck Tito.
Mortis throws a leg kick but Fuck Tito moved away.
Mortis looking to land some kicks to the body here.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mortis throws out a leg kick but Fuck Tito moves out of range and Mortis only half commits.
Fuck Tito throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Mortis connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fuck Tito fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Mortis closes this distance looking for a takedown but Fuck Tito circles away.
Chuck Fuck Tito has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kyle Mortis.
Fuck Tito ducks under a wild hook from Mortis.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Chuck Fuck Tito.
I think Fuck Tito has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 29:28
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 28:29
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 29:29

The fight is ruled a draw!