PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Haydrick Naar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rasta Madafaka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Rasta Madafaka was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Naar
vs
Madafaka

187 cm
21
230 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

192 cm
29
275 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
World class boxer
Good gas tank

TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Haydrick Naar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Rasta Madafaka!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Johanna Lukiainen and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Madafaka lands a jab to the head.
Nice jab there from Madafaka.
Naar misses with a head kick.
Naar slips under a jab.
A left lands for Madafaka.
Madafaka throws a looping overhand right but Naar ducks down to avoid it.
Madafaka throws a lazy right hand but Naar sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A good leg kick by Naar.
Naar bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Madafaka looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Madafaka throws a poor cross that misses
and Naar counters with a nice body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Naar pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Naar lands a jab to the nose.
Madafaka misses with a series of wild punches.
Naar wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Madafaka avoids the body shot from Naar.
Naar tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Madafaka checks a leg kick.
Madafaka takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
A head kick by Naar misses
and Naar takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Madafaka uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Naar.
A jab from Madafaka misses.
Madafaka scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Madafaka works over Naar's head and body with a nice combination.

Naar is rocked!
Madafaka throws a hook but Naar blocks it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Naar misses with a low kick.
Naar throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Madafaka on the side of the head.
Madafaka connects with a combination that backs up Naar into the cage. Madafaka lands a flurry of punches that gets past Naar's guard. Naar is down and the referee has seen enough. It is all over! Madafaka bursts into tears - this win obviously means a huge amount to him.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rasta Madafaka!
After winning the bout, Rasta Madafaka thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.