PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Al Al Kaholic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and NumbaOne Stunna (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Al Kaholic 's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Cant Be Touched. Stunna has chosen Bring The Pain as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Al Kaholic
vs
Stunna

225 cm
31
270 lbs
22 - 7 - 0

183 cm
27
275 lbs
17 - 9 - 2

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Rivers Edge Nutrition (Disciples of Pain)

TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Al Al Kaholic !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 9 - 2, fighting out of New York, NumbaOne Stunna!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Joseph Jones and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Al Kaholic tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Al Kaholic finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Al Kaholic , right into the meat.
Al Kaholic stuffs the takedown.
Stunna wants to slow Al Kaholic down by chopping away at his legs.
Al Kaholic walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Stunna checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Al Kaholic scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Stunna doesn't seem bothered though.
Stunna stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Al Kaholic .
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stunna misses with a straight left.
Stunna takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Stunna looks to land a right hand but Al Kaholic moved out of range.
Al Kaholic lands with an overhand left.
Stunna scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Al Kaholic gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Al Kaholic throws a good cross that connects.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Al Kaholic slips a jab from Stunna.
Al Kaholic really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Stunna tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Al Kaholic was well out of range. Poor timing from Stunna.
Stunna misses with a looping left.
Stunna throws a head kick that misses.
Al Kaholic thows a body shot but no joy.
Al Kaholic lands a jab to Stunna's midsection.
Stunna uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Al Kaholic .
Al Kaholic moves out of range of the strikes.
Stunna connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Al Kaholic digs a good hook to Stunna's body.
Stunna has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Stunna there as he acknowledges the shot.
Al Kaholic misses the shot to the body.
Al Kaholic throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Al Kaholic lands with a right hand.
Al Kaholic just misses with a punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Al Kaholic misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Stunna.
Stunna throws a body kick that misses.
Stunna throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Decent striking displayed by Stunna there.
Al Kaholic lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Stunna circles away quickly and effectively.
Al Kaholic pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Al Kaholic moves out of range of the body kick from Stunna.
Stunna gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Al Kaholic is looking to wear down Stunna with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Al Kaholic misses the body punch
and Stunna counters with a series of strikes. Al Kaholic will be more careful next time no doubt.
Stunna fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Stunna dives in and grabs Al Kaholic 's left leg, looking for a takedown. Al Kaholic pushes down on Stunna's head and hops out.
Al Al Kaholic has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of NumbaOne Stunna.
Al Kaholic displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Stunna throws out the jab.
Stunna misses the shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Al Kaholic looks to throw the jab but Stunna is out of range.
Al Kaholic connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Stunna's hands.
Al Kaholic keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The fighters circling - Al Kaholic throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Al Kaholic misses with a wild body shot.
Al Kaholic uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Stunna.
An inside leg kick lands from Al Kaholic .
Al Kaholic ducks under a wild hook from Stunna.
Al Kaholic misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Stunna.
Al Kaholic scores with a hook to the body. Stunna takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Stunna is trying desperately to land a takedown but Al Kaholic is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Stunna.
Al Kaholic punishes Stunna's body with a nice straight punch.
Al Kaholic thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Stunna if he has to take too many more of those.
Stunna looks gassed!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Al Kaholic fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Al Kaholic lands with an uppercut that bounces Stunna off the cage and back into range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stunna takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Stunna walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Al Kaholic scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Al Kaholic .
Al Kaholic misses the shot to the body.
Al Kaholic throws a nice head kick!
Stunna takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Al Kaholic darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Stunna takes a jab right on the kisser.
Al Kaholic connects with a single shot there.
Al Kaholic lands the left hand.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A shot to the liver by Al Kaholic . Beautiful body shot.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Al Kaholic .
Al Kaholic throws the kick towards the body but Stunna avoids it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Al Al Kaholic dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Al Kaholic throws a body punch but Stunna moves out of range.
Stunna's jab looks to have found its range, popping Al Kaholic under the eye.
Al Kaholic scores with a hook to the body. Stunna takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Al Kaholic is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Stunna can do to turn this around?
Al Kaholic throws a half hearted mid kick.
Al Kaholic uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Stunna.
Stunna is trying hard to land a takedown here. Al Kaholic sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Stunna avoids the body shot from Al Kaholic .
Al Kaholic lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Stunna fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Al Kaholic avoids it really well and circles away.
Al Kaholic slips a straight right by Stunna.
Al Kaholic takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Al Kaholic throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Stunna.
Al Kaholic throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stunna moves out of range of the body kick.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Stunna might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Al Kaholic has got the better of the exchanges.
Some wild striking there from Stunna.
Al Kaholic is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Al Kaholic throws a quick inside leg kick.
Stunna is breathing heavily.
Stunna thows a left - swing and a miss!
Stunna throws a big shot that misses.
Al Kaholic throws a shot to the body.
Stunna drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Al Kaholic lands with a shot to the body.
Al Kaholic is looking to land body kicks.
Al Kaholic misses with a double jab.
Stunna gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Al Kaholic getting the better of the striking in that exchange.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Al Kaholic bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Stunna's head backwards.
Al Kaholic is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Al Kaholic lands a leg kick that knocks Stunna off balance momentarily.
Stunna rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Al Kaholic counters with a stiff right hand.
Al Kaholic lands with a right hand.
A cross from Al Kaholic lands.
Stunna walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Stunna has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
A nice inside leg kick there by Al Kaholic . That's going to slow Stunna down.
That kick from Al Kaholic tenderised Stunna's leg. Stunna is trying to keep his angry face on.
Al Kaholic lands a body shot.
Stunna drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Stunna takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Al Kaholic scoring well with a low kick there.
Al Kaholic scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Al Kaholic scores with a leg kick.
Stunna moves out of range of the strikes.
Al Kaholic works Stunna's body with a nice hook.
Al Al Kaholic is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Al Kaholic throws a head kick but Stunna moves out of range.
Al Kaholic fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Stunna on the side of the head.
Al Kaholic scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stunna takes one to the side of the head.
Al Kaholic cracks Stunna with an open hand slap.

Stunna is rocked!
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Al Kaholic ! Stunna is out on his feet! Al Kaholic rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - Stunna is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! Stunna is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Al Al Kaholic !
A very excited looking Al Al Kaholic made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.