PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Leroy Brown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and PaCo Da MaN (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Da MaN has chosen Tenacious D - Beelzeboss as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Brown
vs
Da MaN

195 cm
24
280 lbs
13 - 2 - 1

201 cm
28
275 lbs
17 - 4 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Leroy Brown!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, PaCo Da MaN!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, John Mangel and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Da MaN scoring well with a low kick there.
Da MaN defending well as Brown loads up on a big left hand.
A big left from Brown misses.
Da MaN swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Leroy Brown seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Da MaN avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Brown misses with the body kick
and Da MaN counters with a right hand to the body.
Brown avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Da MaN misses the shot to the body.
Da MaN motions for Brown to come forward. Da MaN throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Da MaN ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Brown moves away.
Da MaN ducks under a wild hook from Brown.
Brown throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A big left from Brown misses.
Da MaN lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Brown takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Brown slips a jab from Da MaN.
Brown misses with a kick to the body
and Da MaN counters with a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Da MaN checks the leg kick nicely there.
Brown throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

It looks like PaCo Da MaN has been cut.
Da MaN tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Brown was well out of range. Poor timing from Da MaN.
Da MaN lands with a thumping leg kick.
Da MaN keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

It looks like Leroy Brown has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Brown tries a head kick but it misses.
Sloppy strikes from Da MaN. Those never looked like landing.
Da MaN avoids a kick to the body.
Da MaN fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Brown manages to avoid it.
Decent striking displayed by Da MaN there.
Brown throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Da MaN lands a nice leg kick that just misses Brown's sensitive parts.
Da MaN avoids the head kick by Brown.
Brown on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Da MaN. Da MaN obviously looking to wear him down.
Brown is breathing heavily.
Da MaN cracks Brown with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Da MaN blocks a head kick by Brown.
Good standup being displayed there by Da MaN as he connects with a hook.
Da MaN slips under a jab from Brown.
Brown throws a leg kick but Da MaN sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Brown looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Brown throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A low kick from Brown misses
and Da MaN counters with a thumping low kick.
Da MaN connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Brown's hands.
Da MaN lands a jab to Brown's midsection.
Da MaN dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Da MaN lands a lovely overhand right.
Da MaN cracks a nice hook into Brown's ribs.
Da MaN lands a nice hook to Brown's body. Brown takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Da MaN scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Brown doesn't seem bothered though.
Da MaN lands a leg kick that knocks Brown off balance momentarily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Da MaN swings for the body but Brown moves out of range.
Da MaN is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Da MaN cracks Brown with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Da MaN shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Brown defends it nicely.
Brown on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Da MaN. Da MaN obviously looking to wear him down.
A head kick misses from Brown.
Da MaN throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Da MaN scores with a punch to the head.
Da MaN is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Brown had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Da MaN feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Da MaN showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Da MaN throws a big elbow that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Da MaN trying to control the position from guard on top but Brown is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Brown is looking to sweep but instead, Da MaN has passed into half guard.
Da MaN trying to control the action but Brown is working from the bottom.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Brown is holding on to half guard well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

PaCo Da MaN dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action!

Da MaN throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Brown moves forwards but Da MaN connects with a nice, crisp jab.
A slapping leg kick lands for Da MaN.
An inside leg kick lands from Da MaN.
Da MaN throws a nice outside leg kick.
Da MaN is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Brown rather than just go for the knockout.
Da MaN swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Brown.
Da MaN has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice shot lands for Da MaN.
Crack! A monster head kick from Da MaN and Brown falls like a tree - timbeeeeeeeeeeerrrr! A highlight reel knockout by Da MaN!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). PaCo Da MaN!
PaCo Da MaN is the new heavyweight champion!
Our winner, PaCo Da MaN, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.