PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Hans Zimmer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Old Fuck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Zimmer
vs
Fuck

180 cm
20
175 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

170 cm
25
170 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
KO power

Decent wrestler
Great elbows
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Hans Zimmer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Old Fuck!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Ren Mimura.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zimmer shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Fuck but Fuck pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Hans Zimmer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Zimmer misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Zimmer looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Fuck is fending him off so far but Zimmer persists. Nope, Fuck circles away and we're back to standing.
Zimmer shoots in and drives through. Fuck sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hans Zimmer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fuck misses with a wild body shot.
Fuck stuffs the takedown attempt from Zimmer. Zimmer gets slowly back to his feet.

Fuck closes the distance and clinches.
Fuck using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Zimmer has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Zimmer is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Fuck is pressed up against the cage. Zimmer has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Fuck down to the mat. Fuck avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
A swing and a miss from Fuck.

Zimmer tries to keep at a distance but Fuck has taken the fight into the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Fuck.

It looks like Hans Zimmer has been cut.
Zimmer throws a knee to the head but misses.

Fuck escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Fuck has taken the fight to the clinch.

Fuck manages to break the clinch.
A clash of legs there as Zimmer blocks the low kick.
Fuck throws a leg kick

and Zimmer counters into the clinch. Nicely done.

Fuck breaks the clinch.
Zimmer looks to land a body kick but Fuck moved away.

Fuck gets in close and instigates a clinch.

Fuck breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Fuck takes a swing at Zimmer's ribcage but misses.
Zimmer fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuck tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zimmer was well out of range. Poor timing from Fuck.

Zimmer clinches.
Fuck pressing his opponent against the cage.

Fuck's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Fuck walks into a jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Fuck drives through and clinches with Zimmer against the cage.

Fuck breaks from the clinch.
Zimmer fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Fuck is out of range.
Fuck avoids a punch combination nicely.
Zimmer shoots in and drives through. Fuck sprawls well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Fuck closes the distance and clinches.
Zimmer takes an elbow to the temple.
Fuck keeps control of Zimmer as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Fuck lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Zimmer is breathing heavily.
Fuck keeps control of Zimmer as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

Fuck breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Zimmer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

Fuck clinches.

Fuck breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Fuck throws a series of punches but Zimmer moves out of range.
Zimmer moves away from the strike by Fuck.
Fuck fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Zimmer checks it well.

Fuck has managed to clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Fuck escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Zimmer shoots in for a double leg but Fuck sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Zimmer.
Zimmer avoids the body shot from Fuck.
Fuck tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zimmer was well out of range. Poor timing from Fuck.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zimmer tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Fuck swivels and escapes.

Zimmer moves into range and clinches up with Fuck.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fuck lands a damaging elbow.
Fuck is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Old Fuck dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Hans Zimmer's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Fuck thows a body shot but no joy.
Zimmer avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Fuck misses with a wild body shot.

Zimmer moves into the clinch.

Fuck breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Fuck instigates a clinch.

Fuck manages to break the clinch.
Zimmer shoots in looking for a takedown. Fuck tries to sprawl out of it but Zimmer keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Fuck manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Zimmer misses with a takedown attempt - Fuck sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Fuck looks to land a left hand but Zimmer moved out of range nicely.
Fuck is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Zimmer rather than just go for the knockout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuck throws a right hand that misses
and Zimmer counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Old Fuck is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fuck tries to clinch but Zimmer is having none of it.

Zimmer tries to keep at a distance but Fuck has taken the fight into the clinch.

Fuck's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Fuck throws a lazy right hand but Zimmer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Fuck misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Fuck fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Zimmer is out of range.
Fuck looks to throw the jab but Zimmer is out of range.
Fuck displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Zimmer.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hans Zimmer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Fuck pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Zimmer takes the fight into the clinch.
Fuck stalling against the cage.
Zimmer looking to stall.

Fuck breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Zimmer lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Fuck circles away quickly and effectively.
Zimmer moves out of range of the strikes.
Fuck misses with a wild body shot.
Fuck throws out a loose jab but Zimmer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Zimmer blocks a head kick by Fuck.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zimmer missing with a left hand there. Fuck was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fuck motions for Zimmer to come forward. Fuck throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Fuck throws a leg kick but Zimmer sees it coming and moves out of range.
Fuck throws a lazy right hand but Zimmer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

Fuck has closed the distance and engaged Zimmer in a clinch.
Zimmer looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Fuck slowing the pace effectively.
Fuck with a knee to the head.
Fuck has Zimmer pushed against the cage.
Fuck lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Zimmer jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Fuck walks away with a smile on his face. Zimmer gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.

Zimmer moves into the clinch successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Fuck breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Zimmer throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Fuck avoids the head kick by Zimmer.
Fuck leaves Zimmer with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Fuck looks to score with a jab to the body but Zimmer is just out of range.
Zimmer shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Fuck defends it nicely.

Fuck has Zimmer up against the cage in a clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Fuck lands a nice knee to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Old Fuck showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Hans Zimmer's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Fuck forces Zimmer back against the cage and clinches.
Zimmer letting Fuck take a breather here.
Fuck lands an elbow inside that Zimmer shrugs off.

Fuck escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Zimmer gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Fuck slows down the pace here.
Fuck is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Fuck continues to stall. The referee tells him to work or he's going to break them up.

Fuck manages to break the clinch.
Zimmer changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Fuck tries to avoid it but Zimmer manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Fuck to the ground. Fuck escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Zimmer blocks a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuck stuffs the takedown.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

Zimmer clinches up with Fuck and pushes him back against the cage.
Fuck lands an elbow inside that Zimmer shrugs off.
Zimmer fails to pull the fight into his guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hans Zimmer. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Fuck breaks the clinch.
Fuck misses with a head kick.
Fuck stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Fuck wants it to stay on the feet.
Zimmer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Zimmer staying out of range there.
Fuck is looking to clinch.
Zimmer shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Fuck as he avoids it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zimmer misses with a head kick.
Fuck throws a hook but Zimmer avoids it easily.

Fuck has closed the distance and engaged Zimmer in a clinch.

Fuck's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
An inside leg kick from Fuck misses.
Hans Zimmer is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Zimmer rushes Fuck and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

Fuck manages to break the clinch.
Zimmer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fuck.
Zimmer swats away the attempt to clinch by Fuck.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Fuck clinches up against the cage.
Fuck blocks an elbow strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuck lands an elbow just above Zimmer 's eye.

Fuck's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Zimmer fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Fuck misses with an uppercut. Zimmer saw that one coming.
Fuck misses with a series of wild punches.
Old Fuck is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

Fuck moves into the clinch.
Fuck is pushing Zimmer up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Old Fuck seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Zimmer tries to throw a body punch but Fuck avoids it by throwing Zimmer back against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice elbow from Fuck.
Zimmer is working for takedown but Fuck is calmly controlling the position for now.
Fuck lands a good knee to the midsection. Zimmer won't want to take too many of those.

Fuck escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Fuck clinches.
Zimmer tries to score a body lock takedown but Fuck shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Fuck leaning against his opponent.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fuck unloads a knee to the mid-section. Zimmer lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Hans Zimmer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Fuck lands an elbow that stopped Zimmer in his tracks for a moment.
Fuck lands a nice elbow.

And that's the end of the fight!
Old Fuck comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Fuck has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight 27:30
Judge Yukihiro Yamamoto scores the fight 27:30
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Old Fuck!