PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patth Khanmak (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Corey Birthday (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Corey Birthday was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Khanmak
vs
Birthday

225 cm
28
300 lbs
1 - 8 - 0

170 cm
20
280 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Patth Khanmak!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Corey Birthday!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Khanmak tries to clinch but Birthday is having none of it.
Khanmak moves in looking to clinch but Birthday pushes him off.
Birthday buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

Birthday fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Khanmak sprawls well initially but Birthday persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Birthday works his way into full mount!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Birthday controlling from the full mount.
Birthday working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Birthday controlling the pace for now.
Birthday is landing with some decent strikes but Khanmak is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.

It looks like Patth Khanmak has been cut.
Khanmak takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Birthday controlling from the full mount.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Birthday looking to finish Khanmak with some ground and pound. This is bad for Khanmak!

Birthday throws some shoulder strikes here and then postures up. Oh, he's gone for an armbar! Khanmak has his hands clasped together but Birthday breaks the hold and Khanmak is forced to tap! This one is aaaaaaaaaaall over! That was lightning fast by Birthday!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Corey Birthday!
A very excited looking Corey Birthday made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.