PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tom Riddler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Retarded Fish (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Retarded Fish has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Riddler
vs
Fish

200 cm
25
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
25
300 lbs
1 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter striker
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tom Riddler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Retarded Fish!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Yves DeLean and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Riddler fails to land with a series of punches.
Riddler avoids a punch combination nicely.
Fish swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A jab from Riddler misses.
Riddler checks a leg kick.
Fish is looking to slow Riddler down with leg kicks.

Fish gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Riddler is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Riddler trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Riddler is stalling in the full guard.
Riddler looking to pass the guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Riddler not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.

We're going to have a standup here because Tom Riddler wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Fish throws a leg kick but Riddler sees it coming and moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fish tried to score with a low kick but Riddler checks it.
Fish is looking to score with low kicks.
Fish connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

It looks like Tom Riddler has been cut.
Fish misses with a jab, cross combination.
Fish misses with a series of wild punches.
Fish lands the left hand.
Riddler throws a jab but it's blocked by Fish.
Fish throws a hook to the side of Riddler's head but Riddler sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

Fish drops Riddler with a beautiful combination! Riddler stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Fish is looking for the KO!
Retarded Fish is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fish lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Riddler circles away quickly and effectively.
Fish misses with the combination.
Retarded Fish seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fish swings away with a leg kick that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fish misses with a low kick.
Fish tries a low kick but Riddler avoids it.
Fish Rushes Riddler and starts throwing punches like they are going out of style! Riddler is up against the cage and has nowhere to go. Fish Piles on the pressure and Riddler crumples to the floor! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Retarded Fish!