PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Schnee Wittchen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sherman Klump (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Wittchen might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Can't be touched. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Wittchen
vs
Klump

170 cm
24
175 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

180 cm
21
180 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

MMA ANIMAL

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Schnee Wittchen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Sherman Klump!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Eliza Hachem and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wittchen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Klump sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Klump throws out a powerful jab.
Klump misses with a double jab
and Wittchen counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.

Wittchen closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Wittchen utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Wittchen has Klump pressed against the cage, preventing Klump from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Wittchen throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Klump blocks it with crossed arms.
Wittchen stalling against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klump can't break the clinch.
Wittchen keeps control of Klump as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Wittchen slowing the pace effectively.
Wittchen using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
A knee to the head by Wittchen.
Wittchen taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Wittchen with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Wittchen using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Klump has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Wittchen misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Klump.
Knees in the clinch landing for Wittchen.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wittchen using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Klump has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Wittchen tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Klump.
Wittchen connects with a nasty looking knee right to Klump's face.
Wittchen is pushing Klump up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Klump managing to block the knees to the body from Wittchen.
Wittchen will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Klump up against the cage.
Klump dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A knee to the head by Wittchen.
Klump has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Wittchen misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Klump.

Wittchen's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Wittchen tries to clinch but Klump is having none of it.
A low kick from Wittchen is predictable there
and Klump cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Wittchen rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Klump moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Klump throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Klump attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Jab, jab by Klump - just one landing.
Wittchen scores with a shot to the body.
Sherman Klump is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Klump checks a low kick from Wittchen.
Klump scores with a three punch combo!
This has been an exciting period of action!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Wittchen tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Klump paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Klump misses with a combination
and Wittchen counters with an outside leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Schnee Wittchen dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Wittchen tries to clinch but Klump moves out of range.
Klump takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Wittchen lands a jab to Klump's midsection.
Klump throws a shot from downtown. Wittchen moves away and avoids it.
Wittchen is looking to clinch.
Schnee Wittchen is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Klump connects with a jab.
Wittchen scores with a nice body kick.

Wittchen moves into the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A knee to the head by Wittchen.

It looks like Sherman Klump has been cut.
Wittchen works on Klump's body with a couple of short punches.
Klump has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Klump is breathing heavily.
Wittchen is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Knees to the body from Wittchen.
Wittchen taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Wittchen with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.

Wittchen's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Wittchen clinches up with Klump and pushes him back against the cage.
Wittchen lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wittchen misses with a knee to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wittchen tries a knee to the head but Klump blocks it.
Klump looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Wittchen misses with a knee strike.
Wittchen tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Wittchen scores a nice knee to the body.

Wittchen breaks the clinch.
Wittchen moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Good leg kick by Wittchen there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Wittchen fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Klump looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wittchen misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wittchen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Wittchen throws a right and a left that both miss.
Wittchen swings and misses with a hook to the body.

Wittchen rushes Klump and presses him up against the cage.
Wittchen misses with a knee strike.

Wittchen escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Klump throws a leg kick
and Wittchen counters with a nice uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Klump bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Wittchen's head.
Klump throws a right and a left that Wittchen avoids nicely.
Klump fails to land with a series of punches.
Wittchen tries a low kick but Klump avoids it.
Klump misses with an uppercut. Wittchen saw that one coming.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Wittchen throws a sloppy head kick
and Klump counters with a left and a right that stings Wittchen.
Wittchen moves away from the strike by Klump.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Schnee Wittchen dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Sherman Klump's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Wittchen thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Klump if he has to take too many more of those.
Wittchen tries to clinch but Klump is having none of it.
Wittchen throws a body kick that misses.

Wittchen moves into the clinch.
Wittchen misses with a knee to the head.
Wittchen landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Wittchen is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Klump can do to turn this around?
Wittchen controlling the action here for a moment.
Schnee Wittchen has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Wittchen tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wittchen trying to land knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wittchen obliges.
Klump takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Klump wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Wittchen utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Wittchen stalls.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wittchen throws a knee to the head but misses.
Klump blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Wittchen throws a knee to the head but misses.
The referee is keeping an eye on Wittchen - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wittchen obliges.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Klump is looking to break free of the clinch but Wittchen has double underhooks.
Wittchen manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Schnee Wittchen.
No joy there for Klump, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Wittchen scores with a body shot.
Wittchen tries to clinch there but Klump circles away.
Wittchen fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Schnee Wittchen is winning the standup battle so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Klump tries to break free but Wittchen pushes him back against the cage.
Schnee Wittchen is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Wittchen lands a good knee to the midsection. Klump won't want to take too many of those.
Klump wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Sherman Klump has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Klump can't break the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Wittchen lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Wittchen pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

And that's the end of the fight!
Schnee Wittchen showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Wittchen has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 30:27
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Schnee Wittchen!
During a confident post fight interview, Schnee Wittchen thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.