PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Church The Fireman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jimmy Buffet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Fireman comes to the cage accompanied by I am Fuck!. Buffet has chosen Margaritaville as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

The Fireman
vs
Buffet

188 cm
27
206 lbs
7 - 6 - 0

192 cm
20
220 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Powerful

5th Round Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Church The Fireman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jimmy Buffet!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Fireman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Buffet manages to avoid it.
The Fireman fails to land with a series of punches.
That kick from Buffet tenderised The Fireman's leg. The Fireman is trying to keep his angry face on.
The Fireman wants to clinch up but Buffet keeps it at a distance.
The Fireman throws a series of punches but Buffet moves out of range.
Buffet checks the leg kick nicely there.
The Fireman takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Buffet swats away the attempt to clinch by The Fireman.
The Fireman throws a right and a left that Buffet avoids nicely.
Buffet moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
The Fireman throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Buffet delivers a nice body kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Buffet lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

It looks like Church The Fireman has been cut.
Buffet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The Fireman gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Buffet connects with a jab.
A nice leg kick lands there from Buffet.
The Fireman is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Buffet feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to The Fireman's calf.
Buffet ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Buffet!
The fighters circle, before Buffet throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into The Fireman's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! Buffet lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). Jimmy Buffet!