PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chuck The Bison (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cody Evans (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Bison kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is this is my shit- chuck vidells music. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

The Bison
vs
Evans

200 cm
25
275 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

193 cm
29
287 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Chuck The Bison!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Cody Evans!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Bison moves out of range as Evans strikes.
Evans misses with an uppercut.
Evans swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Evans throws an off balance right hand
and Evans takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Evans avoids the head kick by The Bison.
Evans looks to land a left hand but The Bison moved out of range nicely.
Cody Evans seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Bison misses with the combination.
The Bison misses with a combination
and Evans counters with a nice body shot.
Evans throws a combination but it was largely blocked by The Bison.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Evans moves out of range as The Bison strikes.
The Bison takes a shot right to the bread basket.
The Bison throws a head kick but Evans moves out of range.
Evans misses with a body shot.

Evans clinches up against the cage.
Evans has had enough of the clinch but The Bison keeps him there for the moment.
Evans lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The Bison tries a body shot but Evans blocks it.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Evans.
A head punch on the inside from Evans fails to land.
Evans tries for a takedown but The Bison manages to get underhooks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Evans breaks the clinch.
A decent looking cross lands there for The Bison.
The Bison throws a head kick but Evans moves out of range.
The Bison swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Evans.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Evans looks to land a right hand but The Bison moved out of range.
Evans jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Evans swings for the body but The Bison moves out of range.
Evans moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Evans is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Evans misses with a double jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Bison waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Evans.
Evans's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Evans duly obliges.
Evans misses with a wild body shot.
Evans looks to throw the jab but The Bison is out of range.
A big left from Evans misses.
The Bison misses with a head kick.
Evans fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Bison manages to avoid it.
Evans wants to clinch up but The Bison keeps it at a distance.
Evans lands with a nice combination. The Bison backs away looking to recover.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Bison moves out of range of the strikes.
Nice uppercut lands for Evans. That snapped The Bison's head back.
Evans throws an ugly left hook that misses
and The Bison counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A big left from Evans misses.
Evans misses the shot to the body.
The Bison throws a big shot that misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Evans moves forwards but The Bison connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Evans dips to his left and cracks The Bison with an uppercut!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cody Evans dominated that round.
That's time! The Bison's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Evans defending well as The Bison loads up on a big left hand.
Evans just misses with a punch to the body.
The Bison is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
The Bison swings widly with a right hand
and Evans counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The Bison keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Evans.
The Bison has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
The Bison on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The Bison looks for the body kick but Evans saw that one coming.
The Bison misses with a straight left.
The Bison is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
The Bison throws a series of punches but Evans avoids them all with ease.
The Bison ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Evans takes one to the side of the head.
Evans throws a body punch but The Bison moves out of range.
Evans showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from The Bison.
The Bison throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Evans.
Evans walks into a stiff left hand from The Bison.

Evans moves into range and clinches up with The Bison.
Evans wants to get back to striking at distance but The Bison won't allow it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Evans wants to break the clinch but can't.
Evans tries to circle away but The Bison has him pinned against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from The Bison fails to land.
Evans is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Evans has had enough of the clinch but The Bison keeps him there for the moment.
The Bison is defending well against a takedown attempt.
The Bison has Evans pressed against the cage, preventing Evans from circling away and getting back to striking at range.

Evans escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Evans tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but The Bison paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Evans's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Evans duly obliges.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Evans slips a jab from The Bison.
The Bison misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from The Bison.
The Bison moves forwards but Evans connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Evans displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as The Bison throws out the jab.
The Bison displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Evans throws out the jab.

Evans gets a clinch.
The Bison is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Evans is keeping busy.
The Bison tries to work over Evans's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Evans is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Evans has had enough of the clinch but The Bison keeps him there for the moment.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Bison tries a body shot but Evans blocks it.
A frustrated look appears on Evans's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A short left from The Bison.
Evans lands a nice uppercut.

Evans pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The Bison ducks right into an uppercut from Evans.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Bison uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Evans.
The Bison rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Evans counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The Bison looks to land a right hand but Evans moved out of range.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The Bison waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Evans.
The Bison throws a hook to the side of Evans's head but Evans sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cody Evans showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! The Bison's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Evans misses with a few strikes there.
Evans misses with a wild body shot.
The Bison keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Evans.
Evans misses with a series of wild punches.
Evans lands a lovely overhand right.
Evans misses with a wild combination.
The Bison paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Bison connects with the punch.
The Bison scores with a jab. Evans acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
The Bison keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
The Bison uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Evans catches The Bison with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Evans throws a big shot that misses.
The Bison slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Evans on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.

Evans is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Evans moves in looking to clinch but The Bison pushes him off.
Evans is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by The Bison.
The Bison misses with a lunging right hand
and Evans counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Evans just misses with a punch to the body.
The Bison throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Evans fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches The Bison on the side of the head.
A telegraphed right hand from The Bison misses the target.
The Bison connects with a body shot.
The Bison misses with a looping right.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Bison with a jab.
The Bison looks to land a right hand but Evans moved out of range.
Evans throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The Bison throws a shot from downtown. Evans moves away and avoids it.
The Bison stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
The Bison throws a series of punches but Evans moves out of range.
A jab from The Bison misses.
Evans scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Evans thows a left - swing and a miss!
Chuck The Bison has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A slow jab from Evans misses its intended target.
The Bison cracks Evans with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
The Bison misses with a left hand
letting Evans counter with a right hand.
Evans moves into range and connects with a jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Evans ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Bison moves away.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Evans tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Bison was well out of range. Poor timing from Evans.
Evans throws an overhand right that lands on The Bison's shoulder, as The Bison tries to avoid the shot.

And that's the end of the fight!
Chuck The Bison showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Evans has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 28:29
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 28:29
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Cody Evans!