PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Junior Vascasquez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mumble Bman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bman has chosen Ramones - Spiderman as his entrance music. Vascasquez has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Vascasquez
vs
Bman

199 cm
25
222 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

202 cm
18
289 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Junior Vascasquez!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Mumble Bman!
The judges for this bout are Thiago Cunha, Alexandre Firmino and Paulo Santos.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vascasquez tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Vascasquez fails in his attempt to clinch.
Vascasquez takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Vascasquez is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Bman! Vascasquez is out on his feet! Bman rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - Vascasquez is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! Vascasquez is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mumble Bman!
A relieved looking Mumble Bman thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.