PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tommy My Chick Bad (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kimbo Slice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). My Chick Bad comes into the arena with Game Over blaring out of the sound system. Slice is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by All I Do is Win. Kimbo Slice has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

My Chick Bad
vs
Slice

195 cm
24
270 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

185 cm
31
240 lbs
17 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Tommy My Chick Bad!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Kimbo Slice!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
My Chick Bad throws a lazy uppercut
and Slice counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps My Chick Bad thinking.
A looping hook to the body misses from My Chick Bad. Slice does a little dance to reset his feet.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from My Chick Bad - that will leave a mark!
Slice misses with an uppercut

so My Chick Bad counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
My Chick Bad trying to control but Slice is working from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Slice is trying to control the position but My Chick Bad postures up.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as My Chick Bad accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Slice trying to keep a closed guard but My Chick Bad is proving a slippery customer.

That's one minute gone in the round.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Kimbo Slice hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Slice throws a body kick that misses.
Slice misses with a straight right.

My Chick Bad drives through and clinches with Slice against the cage.
Slice misses with a punch to the body.
My Chick Bad misses with a hook from the clinch.
My Chick Bad lands with a short shot to the head.
My Chick Bad misses with a hook to the ribs.
Slice blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Slice tries to circle away but My Chick Bad has him pinned against the cage.
My Chick Bad pushes Slice back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Slice scores with a shoulder strike.
My Chick Bad lands a hook that snaps the head of Slice backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slice can't break the clinch.
My Chick Bad prevents Slice from breaking the clinch.
Slice is looking to break free of the clinch but My Chick Bad has double underhooks.
Slice trying to stall but My Chick Bad improves his position.
Slice blocks an uppercut.
My Chick Bad working some nice short punches in the clinch.
My Chick Bad blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Slice is trying to break free.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from My Chick Bad fails to land.
Slice taking a breather.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slice.
My Chick Bad lands a right hand that snaps the head of Slice backwards.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
A short left from My Chick Bad.
Slice doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
My Chick Bad scores with a shoulder strike.
Slice blocks a punch to the side of the head.
My Chick Bad swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Slice stalling.
My Chick Bad has Slice pressed against the cage, preventing Slice from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Slice tried to land a shot to the body but connects with My Chick Bad's elbow.
My Chick Bad tries to work over Slice's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

Slice breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A right-left combo lands from My Chick Bad.
Slice takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by My Chick Bad.

My Chick Bad cracks Slice with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. My Chick Bad has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Slice to stand back up!

Slice is rocked!
Slice walks right into a perfectly timed right hook and goes down hard! He's out cold! The ref cradles Slice limp body while My Chick Bad jumps on to the cage and waves to the roaring crowd. Wow that was just a brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:04 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tommy My Chick Bad!