PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Han Jambon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jimbo Sweetits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Sweetits's choice of entrance music: Marilyn Manson - Cake & Sodomy. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Jambon
vs
Sweetits

185 cm
22
195 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

185 cm
25
194 lbs
9 - 5 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Good low kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Han Jambon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Jimbo Sweetits!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Ian Loll and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sweetits misses with a body shot.
Sweetits lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Sweetits throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Sweetits ducks under a wild hook from Jambon.
Jambon fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Sweetits throws a half hearted mid kick.
Sweetits throws a hook but Jambon blocks it.
A combination from Jambon does no damage.
A big right from Sweetits misses.
Sweetits takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Jimbo Sweetits seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sweetits tries a head kick but it misses.
A big left from Jambon misses.
That kick from Sweetits tenderised Jambon's leg. Jambon is trying to keep his angry face on.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sweetits throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Some bone on bone action there as Jambon checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Sweetits.
Jambon takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Sweetits misses with a head kick.
Sweetits misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sweetits displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jambon throws out the jab.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Jambon checks a leg kick.
Sweetits takes one to the side of the head.
Sweetits throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Jambon blocks a head kick by Sweetits.
Jambon lands a jab.
Jambon avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Jambon moves out of range of the body kick.
A big right from Jambon misses.
Jambon misses with an uppercut. Sweetits saw that one coming.
Jambon keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Sweetits.
Jambon scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Sweetits doesn't seem bothered though.
Sweetits takes one to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jambon digs a good body shot into Sweetits's ribs.
Jambon digs a good hook to Sweetits's body.
Sweetits looks gassed!
A nice inside leg kick there by Sweetits. That's going to slow Jambon down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jambon digs a good hook to Sweetits's body.
Jambon scores with a hook to the body. Sweetits takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Jambon lands a lovely overhand right.
A nice combination there by Jambon.

Jambon lands a big uppercut and Sweetits crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Sweetits looks OK. Jambon waves Sweetits back to his feet!

It looks like Jimbo Sweetits has been cut.

Jambon cracks Sweetits with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Jambon has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Sweetits to stand back up!

Sweetits is rocked!
Jambon drops Sweetits with a big left hand! Sweetits is injured, injured bad! Jambon jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Han Jambon!