PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chuck Norris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Living Proof (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chuck Norris had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Norris
vs
Proof

189 cm
21
205 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

190 cm
25
212 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Chuck Norris!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Living Proof!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Aleksandr Martynov and Aleksei Zolotukhin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Proof circles away from the clinch attempt.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Norris.
Norris tries to clinch but Proof is having none of it.
Proof throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Proof takes a swing at Norris's ribcage but misses.
Norris throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Norris lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Proof has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Proof and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Sloppy strikes from Proof. Those never looked like landing.
Proof swats away the attempt to clinch by Norris.
Proof has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.

It looks like Living Proof has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Proof keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Norris scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Norris uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Proof.
Proof misses with a straight right.
Proof tried to score with a low kick but Norris checks it.
Proof misses with the combination.
Norris throws a series of punches but Proof avoids them all with ease.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Proof scores with a jab to the jaw.
Norris uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Proof.
Proof fails to land with a series of punches.
Norris tries to bum rush Proof with a series of wild strikes but Proof uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Proof with a nice cross.
Proof throws an overhand right that lands on Norris's shoulder, as Norris tries to avoid the shot.
Norris throws a body punch but Proof moves out of range.
Proof fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Norris manages to avoid it.
Proof moves forwards but Norris connects with a nice, crisp jab.
The fight stays on the outside here - Norris looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Proof misses the shot to the body.
Proof takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Proof throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Norris lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Norris rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Proof moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Proof walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Proof swings widly with a right hand
and Norris counters with a nice body kick.
Proof fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Norris manages to avoid it.
Norris scores with a spinning back kick!
Proof looks gassed!
Proof misses with a few strikes there.
Norris throws a quick inside leg kick.
Proof dodges the punch combination from Norris.
A nice inside leg kick there by Norris. That's going to slow Proof down.
Norris shoots for a takedown but Proof saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Proof misses with an uppercut. Norris saw that one coming.
Norris motions for Proof to come forward. Norris throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Proof walks into a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Norris clinches.

Norris pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Norris tries to clinch but Proof is having none of it.
Norris throws a nice outside leg kick.
Norris slips a jab and a cross from Proof.
Norris tries to clinch up.
Norris fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Proof looks for the body kick but Norris saw that one coming.
Norris is looking to clinch but Proof is avoiding it.
The crowd cheers as Norris lands an impressive looking overhand right. Proof doesn't seem phased though.
Norris misses with a wild combination.
Norris lands a high kick!

Proof is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Norris drives through with a takedown into guard.
Proof is still in real trouble! Can Norris finish him?

That's four minutes gone in the round.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.

Proof scrambles and gets back to his feet.
The fight stays on the outside here - Norris looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Norris wants to clinch up but Proof keeps it at a distance.
Proof seems to have recovered his senses.
Norris feints with a jab and clips Proof right behind the ear with a massive overhand right! Proof is sent crashing into the canvas and Norris leaps in for the kill! Proof tries to get to his feet but Norris is just battering him from every conceivable angle. The ref decides that Proof is in need of a savior and steps in!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chuck Norris!