PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jonah Hex (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and El Loco (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hex comes into the arena with DMX: Tales From The Hood blaring out of the sound system. Jonah Hex could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to El Loco's chin.

Hex
vs
Loco

194 cm
23
255 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

205 cm
23
275 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Dangerous knees
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

ACME-Blood Red Q158 Always $30
Fossington & Blythe: Gentlemen's Fight Attire

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jonah Hex!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, El Loco!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Paulsen Ambrosius and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Good standup being displayed there by Loco as he connects with a hook.
A jab from Loco finds it's way through Hex's defenses.
Loco throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Hex on the side of the head.
Loco avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Loco throws a series of punches but Hex moves out of range.
Loco darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Hex moves forwards but Loco connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Nice takedown defense from Hex. No joy for Loco on that attempt.
Hex fails in his attempt to clinch.
Hex avoids the head kick by Loco.
No joy there for Loco, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Hex thows a body shot but no joy.
The fight stays on the outside here - Hex looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Loco lands with a right hand.
Hex stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Loco.
A leg kick checked by Hex.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Loco works the jab nicely.
Hex closes the distance but Loco moves to the side
enabling Loco to counter with a crisp jab.
Loco avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Loco looks to land a combination but Hex avoids it well.
Loco scores with a sloppy right hand. Hex should have avoided that one.
Loco connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Hex momentarily.
Hex tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Loco stalks Hex and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Hex's face. Hex staggers backwards, shaken.
Loco with a hook.
Hex takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Hex takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Hex tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Loco manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Loco throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A nice combination there by Loco.
Hex tries to clinch but Loco moves out of range.
Left hook, right uppercut from Loco.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Loco pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

Hex closes the distance and clinches.
Loco takes an elbow to the forehead.

It looks like El Loco has been cut.
Hex landing knees to the head.
Hex landing knees to the body.
Loco wants to break free but Hex has control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hex lands a knee to the body.
Loco looks gassed!
Hex unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Hex tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Loco wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Hex unloads a knee to the mid-section. Loco lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Hex with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Hex lands an elbow that stopped Loco in his tracks for a moment.
Hex tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Hex tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Hex with a knee to the head.
Nice elbow from Hex.
Hex avoiding damage.
Loco avoiding damage as Hex throws knees to the body.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Hex keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Loco's efforts to push away.
Hex scores a nice knee to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hex lands a nice elbow.
Hex landing knees to the body.
Loco has had enough of the clinch but Hex keeps him there for the moment.
A bit of stalling here from Hex.
Loco tries to break the clinch but Hex is controlling the position.
A knee to the head by Hex.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Hex obliges.
Hex landing knees to the head.
Hex lands a knee to the head.
Hex misses with a knee strike.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hex comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Hex unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Loco takes a knee right on the jaw!
Hex with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Hex slows down the pace here.
Loco is trying to force a seperation but Hex has the dominant position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hex trying to control the position but instead, Loco has worked for underhooks and has pushed Hex into the cage.
Hex creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Loco's defenses.
Hex landing knees to the body.
Hex has Loco pressed against the cage, preventing Loco from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Loco is trying to break free.
Loco wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Loco swings wildly with an uppercut but Hex uses good head movement to avoid it.
Loco tries to circle away but Hex has him pinned against the cage.
Hex keeps control of Loco as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Loco wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hex lands an elbow just above Loco 's eye.
Hex prevents Loco from breaking the clinch.
Loco wants to break free but Hex has control.
Hex is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Hex landing knees to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jonah Hex dominated that round.
The cut man is working on El Loco's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Hex forces Loco back against the cage and clinches.
Loco is looking to break free of the clinch but Hex has double underhooks.
Loco wants to get back to striking at distance but Hex won't allow it.
Loco tries to break free but Hex pushes him back against the cage.
Hex lands an elbow inside that Loco shrugs off.
Hex is working the Thai clinch up against the cage. He yanks Loco's head to one side and delivers a picture perfect knee, right on the button! Boom! Down goes Loco! He's out! He's out! The fight is over, just like that!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Jonah Hex!
Our winner, Jonah Hex, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.