PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Barn Cat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and RR Iron Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Iron Man has chosen Mr. Papabol as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Cat
vs
Iron Man

165 cm
25
143 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

169 cm
25
151 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Big heart

Decent wrestler
Counter striker
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Barn Cat!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, RR Iron Man!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cat lands with a nice body kick.
Iron Man has a takedown stuffed.
Barn Cat seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Iron Man shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Cat manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.

Cat pushes Iron Man off and scrambles back to his feet.
Cat lands a leg kick that knocks Iron Man off balance momentarily.
A punch combination from Cat misses.
Cat throws a nice inside leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cat throws a head kick but Iron Man moves out of range.
Iron Man shoots in looking for a takedown but Cat manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Iron Man's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Cat looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Iron Man looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Barn Cat has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of RR Iron Man.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Iron Man throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Cat's waist but Cat gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Iron Man off to one side.
Cat lands with a thumping leg kick.
Iron Man looks gassed!
Cat misses with a body shot.
Cat scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Cat cracks the inside of Iron Man's front leg.
Iron Man throws a big shot that misses.
Cat feints and then cracks Iron Man's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Iron Man down.
Cat connects with a solid leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Both fighters circling a little - Cat finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Cat lands a nice looking kick to the body. Iron Man takes a step back to recover.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cat throws a nice inside leg kick.
Cat throws a leg kick which misses Iron Man's front leg but catches the back leg as Iron Man tries to avoid it.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Cat.
Iron Man stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Cat.
Barn Cat is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Good leg kick by Cat there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Cat throws a head kick but Iron Man moves out of range.
Iron Man blocks a head kick by Cat.
Iron Man takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Cat chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Cat lands with a thumping leg kick.
Cat lands a leg kick that knocks Iron Man off balance momentarily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Cat lands a big head kick that sends Iron Man tumbling to the mat! Cat takes a step backwards and waves Iron Man back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Iron Man is rocked!

It looks like RR Iron Man has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cat scores with a nice body kick.

Cat lands a big head kick that sends Iron Man tumbling to the mat! Cat takes a step backwards and waves Iron Man back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Iron Man is still on wobbly legs! Can Cat finish him?
Iron Man walks forward, straight into a front kick from Cat.
Cat thumps Iron Man with a low kick.
Cat thumps Iron Man with a low kick.
Cat throws a nasty head kick that just misses. He throws another kick to the head of his opponent and almost takes it off! Iron Man crumples to the floor and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Barn Cat!
Post fight, Barn Cat took to the microphone: 'Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night!'.