PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between JC The Easter Bunny (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Uncle Nasty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Easter Bunny comes to the cage accompanied by Hipitus Hopitus. Nasty has chosen walk by PANTERA as his entrance music. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

The Easter Bunny
vs
Nasty

195 cm
20
289 lbs
10 - 1 - 0

190 cm
26
245 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Solid chin

Steel Penn's Skin Shop *laundry 93%

Hilo Nutrition (video proof) & Laundry 95 %

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, JC The Easter Bunny!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Uncle Nasty!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Easter Bunny pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The Easter Bunny tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That kick from The Easter Bunny tenderised Nasty's leg. Nasty is trying to keep his angry face on.
The Easter Bunny misses with a head kick.
The Easter Bunny tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by The Easter Bunny.
Nasty shoots and misses
and The Easter Bunny counters with a nice leg kick.
The Easter Bunny tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The Easter Bunny connects with a leg kick. Nasty looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Nasty gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Nasty looks gassed!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Easter Bunny throws a sloppy head kick and Nasty moves out of range easily.
A head kick misses from The Easter Bunny.
The Easter Bunny throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.

It looks like Uncle Nasty has been cut.
The Easter Bunny throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The Easter Bunny throws a wild body kick that Nasty sees coming a mile off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Easter Bunny tries a head kick but it misses.
Nasty avoids the head kick by The Easter Bunny.
Nasty takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
The Easter Bunny throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
The Easter Bunny misses with a head kick.
Nasty with a poor takedown
and The Easter Bunny makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Nasty really felt that one!
JC The Easter Bunny has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Uncle Nasty.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by The Easter Bunny.
The Easter Bunny tries a head kick but it misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Easter Bunny pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nasty with a poor takedown
and The Easter Bunny counters with a body kick that stops Nasty in his tracks momentarily.
The Easter Bunny tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nasty shoots for a takedown but The Easter Bunny saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nasty tries for a takedown but The Easter Bunny sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
A chopping leg kick lands by The Easter Bunny.
The Easter Bunny tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The Easter Bunny pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nasty is trying desperately to land a takedown but The Easter Bunny is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Nasty.
The Easter Bunny thumps Nasty with a low kick.
JC The Easter Bunny is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A head kick from The Easter Bunny lands but Nasty takes it in his stride.
Nasty misses with a takedown attempt
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Nasty misses with a takedown attempt - The Easter Bunny sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
The Easter Bunny pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nasty on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
The Easter Bunny throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Easter Bunny scores with a head kick.
The Easter Bunny throws a head kick that Nasty semi-blocks.
A head kick by Nasty misses
and The Easter Bunny counters with a head kick. That will keep Nasty thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Nasty shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and The Easter Bunny counters with a nice body kick.
The Easter Bunny throws a sloppy head kick and Nasty moves out of range easily.
The Easter Bunny cracks the inside of Nasty's front leg.
The Easter Bunny throws a head kick that misses.
The Easter Bunny misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

Nasty drives through with a takedown into guard.

Nasty is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Nasty tries to stand but The Easter Bunny is controlling from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nasty wants to stand and escape but instead The Easter Bunny has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
The Easter Bunny trying to control but Nasty is working from the bottom.
The Easter Bunny forces his way into half guard.
The Easter Bunny is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!

The Easter Bunny is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Nasty can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The Easter Bunny moves to take his opponent's back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

JC The Easter Bunny dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Uncle Nasty's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Nasty avoids the head kick by The Easter Bunny.
The Easter Bunny tries a head kick but it misses.
Nasty shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. The Easter Bunny defends it nicely.
The Easter Bunny throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The Easter Bunny throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
The Easter Bunny tries a head kick but it misses.
Nasty looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? The Easter Bunny is fending him off so far but Nasty persists. Nope, The Easter Bunny circles away and we're back to standing.
Nasty fails to land the takedown.
JC The Easter Bunny has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Uncle Nasty.
The Easter Bunny throws a push kick but Nasty slaps the foot to one side.
Nasty blocks the body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nasty gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and The Easter Bunny counters with a solid body kick.
Nasty is breathing heavily.
The Easter Bunny thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Nasty if he has to take too many more of those.
The Easter Bunny throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The Easter Bunny is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Nasty can do to turn this around?
Nasty takes a head kick and keeps coming.
No luck for Nasty with that takedown attempt.
The Easter Bunny connects with an inside leg kick.
The Easter Bunny misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
JC The Easter Bunny seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nasty tries for a takedown but The Easter Bunny sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
The Easter Bunny is looking to slow Nasty down with leg kicks.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by The Easter Bunny.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Easter Bunny lands a head kick. Nasty smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Nasty shoots in for a takedown but The Easter Bunny shows good takedown defense.
Nasty takes a head kick and keeps coming.
The Easter Bunny lands with a nice body kick.
The Easter Bunny scoring well with a low kick there.
Nasty takes a kick to the side of the head.

That has opened up Uncle Nasty's cut even more.
Nasty avoids the head kick by The Easter Bunny.
Nasty shoots and misses
and The Easter Bunny counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
The Easter Bunny misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The Easter Bunny stuffs the takedown.
The Easter Bunny tries a head kick but it misses.
Nasty has a takedown stuffed.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nasty blocks a head kick by The Easter Bunny.
The Easter Bunny tries a head kick but it misses.
Nasty misses with a takedown attempt - The Easter Bunny sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Nasty's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Nasty shoots in and drives through. The Easter Bunny sprawls well.
The Easter Bunny looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The Easter Bunny throws a head kick that Nasty semi-blocks.
Nasty has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from The Easter Bunny.
A head kick from The Easter Bunny lands but Nasty takes it in his stride.
The Easter Bunny throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The Easter Bunny defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Nasty.
Nasty throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around The Easter Bunny's waist but The Easter Bunny gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Nasty off to one side.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Both fighters circling a little - The Easter Bunny finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Nasty with a poor takedown
and The Easter Bunny counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Nasty is lucky that one didn't land flush.

The cut above Uncle Nasty's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nasty takes a head kick and keeps coming.
The Easter Bunny misses with a body kick.
A head kick misses from The Easter Bunny.
Nasty looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
The Easter Bunny throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Nasty shoots in looking for a takedown but The Easter Bunny manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Nasty's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The Easter Bunny throws a head kick that half lands.
Nasty shoots for a takedown but The Easter Bunny saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
The Easter Bunny scores with a head kick. Nasty tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

JC The Easter Bunny dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Uncle Nasty's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Nasty tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but The Easter Bunny swivels and escapes.
Nasty misses with a takedown attempt
and The Easter Bunny counters with an inside leg kick.
The Easter Bunny scores with a leg kick.
The Easter Bunny throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
The Easter Bunny throws a head kick that misses.
Nasty fails with a takedown attempt.
JC The Easter Bunny has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Uncle Nasty.
Nasty blocks a head kick by The Easter Bunny.
Nasty shoots in for a takedown but The Easter Bunny shows good takedown defense.
The Easter Bunny turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The Easter Bunny misses with a head kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
The Easter Bunny cracks the inside of Nasty's front leg.
Nasty avoids the head kick by The Easter Bunny.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from The Easter Bunny. Nasty shrugs it off though.
Nasty fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but The Easter Bunny avoids it really well and circles away.
JC The Easter Bunny is winning the standup battle so far.
Nasty throws a body punch but The Easter Bunny moves out of range.
The Easter Bunny lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
The Easter Bunny throws a head kick that half lands.
Nasty avoids the head kick by The Easter Bunny.
Nasty shoots for a double leg takedown but The Easter Bunny sprawls well. He's pushed Nasty's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
The Easter Bunny throws a leg kick which misses Nasty's front leg but catches the back leg as Nasty tries to avoid it.
The Easter Bunny throws a sloppy head kick and Nasty moves out of range easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Easter Bunny pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nasty shoots in and drives through. The Easter Bunny sprawls well.
Nasty looks for a takedown but The Easter Bunny sprawls well.
The Easter Bunny thumps Nasty with a low kick.
The Easter Bunny throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
The Easter Bunny tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Nasty throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. The Easter Bunny was covering up waiting for the punch and Nasty finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Nasty trying to control but The Easter Bunny is working from the bottom.
Nasty trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but The Easter Bunny manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Easter Bunny looking to pass the guard.

The Easter Bunny gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Nasty blocks a head kick by The Easter Bunny.
The Easter Bunny misses with a head kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from The Easter Bunny lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Nasty has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Nasty and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Nasty takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
The Easter Bunny stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and The Easter Bunny wants it to stay on the feet.
Nasty doesn't succeed with the takedown
and The Easter Bunny counters with a nice body kick.
JC The Easter Bunny is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Easter Bunny buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The Easter Bunny throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Nice sprawl there from The Easter Bunny as Nasty shoots in.
The Easter Bunny throws a head kick but Nasty moves out of range.
The Easter Bunny lands a nice leg kick that just misses Nasty's sensitive parts.
The Easter Bunny throws a head kick that misses.
The Easter Bunny throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Nasty is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by The Easter Bunny.
Nasty shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as The Easter Bunny sprawls well. The Easter Bunny wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Nasty gets slowly back to his feet.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Nasty shoots and misses
and The Easter Bunny counters with a head kick.
Nasty swings for the body but The Easter Bunny moves out of range.
Uncle Nasty has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nasty ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Easter Bunny moves away.

And that's the end of the fight!
JC The Easter Bunny showed his dominance in that final round.
Well The Easter Bunny has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... JC The Easter Bunny!
JC The Easter Bunny decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.