PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ololo Pysh Pysh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Blow Jimmy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jimmy has chosen Take a lick as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. This should be a great matchup!

Pysh Pysh
vs
Jimmy

208 cm
31
287 lbs
17 - 12 - 1

200 cm
25
285 lbs
11 - 6 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

ADCC Champion
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ololo Pysh Pysh!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Blow Jimmy!
The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jimmy shoots in for a double leg but Pysh Pysh sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Blow Jimmy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jimmy tries to clinch there but Pysh Pysh circles away.

Jimmy clinches with his opponent.
Pysh Pysh can't find room to land a body shot as Jimmy controls the action.
Pysh Pysh can't find room to land a body shot as Jimmy controls the action.
Jimmy throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Jimmy.
Pysh Pysh wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Jimmy has him pressed against the cage.
Pysh Pysh has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Jimmy avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Pysh Pysh is trying to break free.

Jimmy successfully pulls guard.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Jimmy wants to sweep but no luck.
Pysh Pysh working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Jimmy's head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pysh Pysh is looking to work some ground and pound but Jimmy has wrist control.
Pysh Pysh trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Jimmy is trying to control the position but Pysh Pysh postures up.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Pysh Pysh accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Jimmy has control of Pysh Pysh's left arm, preventing Pysh Pysh from doing any damage.
Pysh Pysh throwing strikes from guard but Jimmy blocks nicely.
Pysh Pysh passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Jimmy tries to get back to half guard but can't.

Pysh Pysh working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Pysh Pysh is chipping away with strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pysh Pysh in side control lands a decent elbow.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jimmy is trying to improve his position.
Jimmy is trying to control Pysh Pysh's posture but Pysh Pysh avoids it.

Pysh Pysh thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Jimmy is trying to control Pysh Pysh's posture but Pysh Pysh avoids it.
Jimmy regains half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pysh Pysh passes to full mount!
Pysh Pysh throwing strikes here but Jimmy is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Jimmy sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Ground and pound from Pysh Pysh.
Jimmy trying to control here.
Jimmy is looking for a sweep. Pysh Pysh is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Jimmy controlling the position well.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Pysh Pysh lands a nice short elbow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jimmy makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Jimmy.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jimmy is trying to control the position but Pysh Pysh postures up.
Jimmy working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Pysh Pysh.
Jimmy is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Jimmy might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Pysh Pysh kaven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Jimmy looking for a sweep. Not yet Jimmy, not yet.
Pysh Pysh throws a big elbow that misses.

Jimmy has his feet on Pysh Pysh's thighs here. He's pushed Pysh Pysh off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Pysh Pysh screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Blow Jimmy!