PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Boa Constrictor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Paolo Herdy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Constrictor's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, American Bad Ass. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Constrictor
vs
Herdy

195 cm
21
214 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

191 cm
21
215 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Determined

Charlie Wang's Nutrition and 95 % Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Boa Constrictor!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Paolo Herdy!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Herdy takes one to the side of the head.
A punch lands to the side of Constrictor 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Herdy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Boa Constrictor seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Herdy takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
A head kick misses from Constrictor.
Herdy takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Herdy throws a nice looking combination but Constrictor bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Herdy walks into a straight right hand from Constrictor.
Good standup being displayed there by Constrictor as he connects with a hook.
Herdy sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Herdy looks gassed!
Constrictor lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Herdy circles away quickly and effectively.

Constrictor lands a left and a right that send Herdy crashing to the mat, dazed. Constrictor thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Herdy is rocked!
Constrictor and Herdy are patiently standing in front of each other looking for an opening. Constrictor throws a head kick. It's landed, knocking Herdy into next week! Ooooh that was huge! Constrictor knows it - he's on the cage flexing is biceps. That's a bit weird considering he won by kick but whatever.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Boa Constrictor!
Our winner, Boa Constrictor, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.